#avengers 2016

[janefostercrave]

JANE FOSTER in AVENGERS (#9) - 2016

— writer: mark waid / artists: mike del mundo + marco d'alfonso

[somewherefornow]

VISION & VIV VISION in AVENGERS (2016)

[themusesof75]

Avengers Sexual Harassments 2015

Stark: So we're here today to talk about an anonymous complaint in feeling uncomfortable in the work place.

Romanoff: *groooans*

Stark: Great start. Let's watch the video.

Thor: *stands up* I would like to apologize to the group; this juvenile penitence it most likely my doing.

Cap: Dear Lord.

Thor: I am sorry to the anonymous for embarrassing them and from now on I'll keep my questions to myself. I will use my imagination.

Banner: *puts hands over his face*

Antman: *whispers* Did he ask you....

Wasp: *whispers* I was about to ask you.

Antman: You flatter me.

Cap: Anything you two wanna share?

Antman: Oh my. *stands up* I just realized... Captain America, when I was talking about your ass it was a compliment.

Stark: He what?

Antman: I also apologize for a slap. I thought you'd take it as a compliment.

Cap: I. Was not the- thank you, for that.

Thor: So it wasn't you, Banner?

Hulk: Jesus, Thor!

Romanoff: Hey Biceps, just take in his proportions of now and-

*Cap and Hulk protest*

Stark: Okay, okay. No that is not cool. Romanoff, Thor; leave Banner alone.

Falcon: Hey, since we're already getting into dangerous waters I request a condom demonstration.

Stark: Why would such a handsome man in his thirties need that?

Falcon: I need the reminder.

Cap: *whispers* Traitor.

Romanoff: *whispers* It's for your own good.

Wanda: *shows her drawing*

Vision: *laughs*

Stark: Excuse me, Ms. Maximoff, is there anything you'd like to share with your coworkers?

Wanda: Absolutely not.

Stark: Are you, Joan Jett?

Vision: Tony, why don't we fulfill the condom request. I'll grab the squash.

Wasp: Squash?

Vision: Yes, there's one in the kitchen. *phases through wall*

Thor: Can we ask about him while he's in the room or-

Wanda: Drop it.

Stark: *fake smile* You two looking out for each other? That's nice.

Cap: Trusting our colleagues is important. Let's trust no one will be inappropriate ever again and end this.

Falcon: After the squash.

Romanoff: We will hold you down.

Antman: She shouldn't be allowed to say that, unless we have to talk about our dreams-

Cap: Dreams are off limits.

Stark: Nightmares too, Wanda.

Wanda: *tilts her head*

Wasp: Why are you picking on the teenager?

Wanda: I'm 24.

Thor& Wasp: Really?

Banner: Thor, I swear to God.

Cap: Mine too.

Stark: Okay, here's the promise I want you all to sign- here on the desk. No one from this room will date another teammate from here on out.

Antman: No, no, no, no!

Romanoff: Are emotionless hook-ups allowed?

Thor: Same question.

Wanda: Stark, you are unbelievably pathetic.

Stark: You can make new friends outside this room.

Vision: *returns*

Stark: From this moment on, no inner-dating on the team.

Banner: At this point I never want to see any of you again.

Vision: Excuse me, Tony, is there a particular reason you're enforcing this new rule?

Stark: We protect the world, sometimes reality it self on some weekends. We owe it to ourselves, and the universe, to cut out messy intermingling.

Vision: Oh my, Is this about Wanda and I asking for vacation time?

Cap: Whoa!

Falcon gives Romanoff a twenty-dollar bill.

Antman giggles.

Stark: Request denied.

Thor: *whispers to Wanda across the room* Could we exchange information later?

Wanda: We should have just left and called them later.

Vision: Forgive me, darling, I thought we were working with respectful adults.

Stark: I respect, marvel and love you Vision. You just can't date that walking time-bomb in raccoon mascara.

Wasp: Not cool.

Vision: *pushes Tony*

Cap: Whoa, whoa- guys.

Wanda: Vish, he's not worth it.

Stark: None of you would be here without me.

*fight*

[clintbartoncomics]

Avengers (2016) Issue #690

written by Mark Waid

art by Mike Del Mundo

link to read

[joe-maristopher]

Avengers (2016)

Vision is so cute when he's holding a baby! Why is it so adorable?