#avengersjustwannahavefun

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Wong: *watching the Avengers and Guardians turn into dust through a portal in the safety of the Sanctum*

Wong: this is so sad alexa play single ladies.

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Bucky: *is arm-less, sweaty and sticky, hair is greasy*

T'Challa: Oh yeah, Steves coming.

Bucky: whAT!??!

Bucky, 2.5 seconds later: *has a new vibranium arm, smells like flowers, hair is shampooed, conditioned and brushed* Gotta look good for my mans.

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[holding his newborn son]

Tony: He's beautiful.

Doctor: We're gonna give him some shots.

Tony: Oh hell yeah, pour up, it's his fucking birthday!

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Bruce: I don’t know if this sales rack has anything good enough for your and Pepper’s wedding. *holds up shirt saying “fancy bitch”* Ooh, spoke too soon.

Tony: Put that back, I’m the fancy bitch on this team.

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Peter, shows up in regular suit:

Shuri: A human spider boy, nice.

Peter, wearing the Iron Spider:

Shuri: Ohmygud, ohmygud he on X games mode.

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After Thor, Rocket, and Groot leave to go to Nidavellir.

Drax: Ok, Quill, you can stop flexing now.

Peter: I'm not. This is how my body is shaped.

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Tony and Strange on their date.

Stephen: That's a nice shirt you have on there.

Tony: *looks down at his 'I Hate Wizards' shirt* Thanks. I found it on the clearance rack at Walmart.

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Shuri, running to T'Challas room: I'm about to get T'Challa again!

Ramonda: Shuri, leave him alone while he's sleeping.

Shuri: *pours water on a sleeping T'Challa's face*

T'Challa: *chokes*