#average thursday

[lewinthelighton]

Well at least this place has a TV.

[myweepingbones]

i work at a doctor's office and why did this patient go on a rant about "infertile women" and how he's dated over a hundred women and they don't want to have kids with him within 3 months and then "spread lies" about him after the break up. and then he said i needed to gain 30 pounds if i wanted to be his type and asked me if i was fertile. sir i am trying to schedule you to treat you for GANGREENE

[souporwholock]

Theory: clocks restrain the passage of time, most efficiently while you are looking at one, but even just having a clock handy to keep checking slows things enough. One day, your phone dies so you can't check the time before and after you shower to know how long it took. You exit the shower and find that everything has evolved into crabs. Based on a true story (something like this happened to me on Thursday).

[pavarottirevenge]

Peanut butter blondie bites, with cinnamon morsels and cocoa. (And a few marshmallow minis just cause.)

[chrisbeanthedirrrectorrr]

Extremely overstimulated onna park bench and a little fluffy robin hopped over and started eating crumbs next to my foot.

[dangoarts]

adhd vs autism

[crappy-homestuck-confessions]

man sometimes you think someones possessed by wd gaster because they say his infamous catchphrase darker yet darker in hidden messages in their posts they say they cant see when actually theyre just possessed by alternate universe versions of themself

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[strxnged]

ok why did tumblr randomly reblog a post