#dad???

[vriska-serketboard]

it's really not that bad. you don't notice the smell after a few days. unfortunately, there's nothing i can do for you. all my love, dad

[sevdahalma]

uh oh

[mariwarie]

so i went through my dads old cd case today so i could find something to play in my player

and i

dad??

[merlesrandomstuff]

Btw, my dad asked me if Cele is taller than Rossi and like...WHERE DID THAT QUESTION COME FROM???

[calebs-hangout-corner]

My dad: Oh no, the fire went out!

My dad: [Touches the top of the oven (for some reason)]

My dad: [BURNS HIS FUCKING HAND]

[nolanhattrick]

AROD??????

[souporwholock]

Theory: clocks restrain the passage of time, most efficiently while you are looking at one, but even just having a clock handy to keep checking slows things enough. One day, your phone dies so you can't check the time before and after you shower to know how long it took. You exit the shower and find that everything has evolved into crabs. Based on a true story (something like this happened to me on Thursday).