hi karfy! i just read the killing time (unwillingly mine) and its honestly the fucking funniest thing i've read in a looooooong time. what do you think they did to celebrate remus's birthday yesterday? i hope some serious killing, fucking, and whamming 😂
Hi, hello!! 💖 I'm so glad you enjoyed my murder boys!!! Honestly, every time someone tells me I made them laugh, a little bell in my soul rings. 🥰
Gosh, I think you're right about all of those things!! Remus is actually trying his hand at a career as a children's entertainer for local TV, so he spent the morning recording an episode where he whammed for 15 minutes straight and then taught local school children about the benefits of name brand duct tape versus dollar store brand, including a hog tying demonstration that the kids just loved!!!!!!!
In the afternoon, Sirius took him for lunch and flirted heavily with their waiter—even going so far as to slip him his number (😡). It made Remus' stomach tingle a bit, so he lurred him out back and hit him over the head with a cast iron frying pan. It worked like a charm 🤭 (Don't worry, he was another of Hannah's exes. He had it coming)
Once they fucked over the body in the alley, Sirius took him back to their house and gave him his gifts—a Taylor Swift Evermore sweater (it was the only one in his collection he was missing!!!), a bunch of chocolate and a new set of ginsu knives..........for cooking.
