#axe clips

[barkingupthelittlewood]

the prequel of sorts to this post. quartet of all time

Transcript Below:

Xisuma: "Has anyone got a bucket of water?"

xB: "No."

Keralis, overlapping xB in an English accent: "Buckeh o' wo'uh?"

xB: "Oh, I shoulda made a bucket. I didn't even make a bucket."

Keralis, accent devolving: "Buck o' wawa."

Xisuma: "Well, if there's water nearby, I do have lava I can exchange..."

xB, also putting on an English accent: "A bo'ol o' wo'uh?"

Xisuma: "Oh, look! Oh, no, maybe—"

Keralis: "A buck o' wawa."

Xisuma, also exaggerating his accent: "Bo'ol o' wo'uh."

xB, Keralis, and Joe Hills all at the same time: "Bo'ol o' wo'uh." / "Wo'uh bo'ol."

xB: [giggling]

Xisuma: "Bo'ol o'—oh, wait, look, we could—"

Keralis: "Bo'ol o' wawawa—"

Xisuma: "Oh look—" [screams]

[barkingupthelittlewood]

when the echolalia girlies have logged tf on

Transcript:

xB: "—uh?"

Keralis, in an exaggerated English accent: "Bo'ol o' wawa?" [Bottle of water]

xB, in a quiet English accent: "...Wo'uh bo'ol?" [Water bottle]

Keralis: "Oh, wo'uh bobble!"

[barkingupthelittlewood]

Ren's guest spot was everything i could have hoped for

Transcript Below:

Oli: "Perhaps he should try and persuade Betty—not Betty, Fawnd."

Ren, with a robotic filter: "Lady-bartender. If I may have your ear for a moment."

Ozza: "Yes."

Ren: "I have worked in the mailroom for my entire existence. And today, for some reason, my personality dampener has been disabled. This is my first experience of what you may call life. And thus, I ask you. Pour the pint. Into my oil slot. And let me enjoy—" [Ren breaks into laughter before he can finish]

Martyn, laughing: "Yeah, keep going! Don't stop! Don't stop, Betty! Tell 'em what you want!"

Oli, overlapping Martyn: "Betty, tell 'em your feelings, Betty!"

Martyn: "Tell 'em what you want!"

[barkingupthelittlewood]

Video Transcript Below:

xB: "I feel like—after putting up with Keralis, for like two and a half hours that day..." [several second pause as he stares at Keralis] "I deserve a little love. You know what I'm sayin'?" [giggles as Keralis crouches and slow turns]

Keralis: [exaggerated gasp]

xB: [still giggling] "Hello?"

Keralis: "What a pretty face on stream!"

[barkingupthelittlewood]

i guess beverages just activate his american sensibilities. kind of a part two to this post

Transcript:

Xisuma: "—saw. Ooh, I can get a can of drink."

Xisuma, putting on a strange but generic American accent: "Get a can of soda."

[barkingupthelittlewood]

their delivery of this after what happened to Cam less than an hour before absolutely took me out at the knees

Transcript:

Martyn/Frogue: "Probably why Cam does. I suppose if you're, uh, a white mage, you like being a part of the church."

Sausage: "Yeah. Yeah, he's really white too. Pasty."

Martyn/Frogue: "Veeery white, yeah."

Sausage: "He gets no sun whatsoever, that man white as hell."