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[stormbreaker-290]

B

[fated-five-incorrect-quotes]

Br'aad, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket sir? haha.

Sylnan: ...Do you think everyone else can't hear you?

[goose-draws]

gay people i do not respect

[llamagoddessofficial]

Sirens are actually birds with human faces, and I can't get the image of the bois being just having a small bird bodies with their faces on. Like, them jumping after Mc like and acting like an annoying parrot. and instead of singing to attract them they do those weird courting bird dances. MC is just so confused and have no ides what going on

(I think the original sirens in the Iliad just promised you what you wanted the most; they told Odysseus they could give him knowledge about his wife and son and who survived the trojan war. I’m not sure when they went only sexy but...... I think that says a lot more about the people who were writing them than the sirens themselves......)

I know this is funny ask and it definitely gave me a chuckle, but...... It got me thinking, which is never a good thing.

I can’t stop thinking about later-style Greek image of a siren. Aka the version where they have bird wings, legs and feet, and then the rest of them is human. In this case, skeleton! Could you imagine a Sans with giant hawk-talons on their feet and huge, lustrous wings, each longer than you are tall? All three trying to lure her away with various little sweet lies and promises. And in this case, they aren’t stuck in the sea- they can follow her all the way home...

[moved-2-coyotemaximum]

*points at you and laughs* haha flat teeth!!!

[languor-em]

I have very mixed feelings about the Daedric prince Nocturnal because on one hand she's almost singlehandedly responsible for the death/serious injury/traumatization of a whole bunch of my favorite tes characters, but on the OTHER hand- I'm a lesbian.

[timoteon]

@brashenheart / one-liners.

     “ Baltie, huh ... That’s a new one. Be honest, which nickname do you like more? ”