oh baby baby!- kid centre drabble prompts
Hi! Okay so i made this lists specifically for me to write about Peraltiago (please leave me suggestion, please I need this) but everyone/ anyone feel like using this list have at it :)
1. “Wait, you want kids?”
2. “Awww look how cute this baby is!”
3. “I’m late”
4. “You used protection right?”
5. “I don’t think I’ll ever want a baby”
6. “Um, why is there a pregnancy test in the trash can?”
7. “I’m pregnant”
8. “Get that pee stick away from me!”
9. “What do two lines mean?”
10. “How much do you want to bet the babies a girl”
11. “Its a...”
12. “Wow is that the heartbeat?”
13. “Wait is that an arm or a head or a body?” (for an ultrasound)
14. “Look at the baby bump!”
15. “Woah babe, is your stomach moving?”
16. “We are not naming our child that!”
17. “Can I touch the bump?”
18. “I’m as big as a whale!”
19. “Woah babe, you’re huge!”
20. “You know what I’m craving...”
21. “This is going to be a crazy baby shower”
22. “Not if it's my kid, it's not”
23. “My feet hurt”
24. “I can't fit into any of my pants”
25. “I just can't stop sobbing”
26. “Thank god it was just a false call”
27. “I think my water just broke”
28. “I’m never having another kid”
29. “Come on, just push, I believe in you!”
30. “What do you mean you forgot the hospital bag!?”
31. “Woah, I just had a baby...”
32. “Im a mom!” / “I’m a dad!”
33. “It’s your turn to feed the baby”
34. “There name is *insert name*
35. “Holy shit i have a baby”
36. “No-one will ever hurt you kid”
37. “I love you so much right now”
38. “He/She is perfect”
39. “So will you be the Godparents?”
40. “Im so scared im going to fuck this up”
41. “I love baby clothes”
42. “We need to go shopping again?”
43. “Did you hear that?”
44. “Say mama / dada”
45. “Haha i made her/him laugh!”
46 “I cannot believe that was her/his first word”
47. “No don’t say that! Thats a no-no word!”
48. “You’re so stinking adorable”
49. “Your mom/dad is not going to be happy...”
50. “Did she just walk”
51. “It’s dangerous with her/him crawling around every where”
52. “ how are you so fast?”
53. “Just let me call the babysitter one last time..”
54. “Do we look alike?”
55. “Maybe we should go home”
56. “Hey, youre okay”
57. “Mommy/daddy tell me a story”
58. “Its bath time!”
59.”where’s *name’s* Favourite toy?”
60. “Youre going to look so cute when im done with your hair, baby”
61. “If i kiss it will it feel better?”
62. “Stop crying now!”
63. “Hey babe, *name* is having a tantrum? What do i do?”
64. “Wow this is such a good drawing! What is it?”
65. “You got to eat it”
66. “Yeah I’ll play with you”
67. “I am now princess daddy”
68. “You’re just a little mommies/daddies girl/boy, huh!”
69. “Im sorry i cant help”
70. “Watch it again?”
71. “Im a bad mom/dad”
72. “Im so scare of being a dad/mom”.
73. “They (the kid) fell asleep in the bed”
74. “I’ll take care of you, the flu is no big deal”
75. “They (kid) wanted to cuddle”
76. “ Like parent, like baby”
77. “Its your birthday!”
78. “Surprise daddy/mommy!”
79. Holidays: Christmas/ Chanukah/ Halloween/ thanksgiving
80. “Dont freak out but i think (kid name) just broke something”
81. “I fell off my bike”
82. “Im pregnant... again”
83. “I want another kid”
84. “(Kid name) doesnt want to be an older sibling”
85. “It’s not just one (baby)...”
86. “(Kid) said that they hate me”
87. “No I’ll never be my father/mother”
88. “I juSt want one normal day”
89. “They (kid) told me i was there favourite”
90. “No i dont have a favourite child”
91. “So how was the first day!”
92. “Oh okay so a normal day of school then”
93. “Mommy im a big girl/boy now”
94. “I love you mommy/daddy”
95. “Shhhh youre my baby”
96. “That was the best recital ever!”
97. “Youre homework is too hard”
98. “Mom, dad, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/s.o”
99. “No one can hurt you”
100. “Im a cool mom/dad”
101. “Just shut up!”
102. “I hope youre happy!”
103. “I want to be more like you”
104. “How do I change a diaper!”
105. “Yeah im a pretty good mom/dad”
106. “No more fighting”
107. “Just do the freaking dishes”
108. “I love you all evenly”
109. “Yeah i made that”
110. “But the kids want a dog so badd!”
111. “You’re being a brat”
112. “Im so proud of you”
113. “You’ll alwaya be my baby”
114. “That’s it, Youre grounded for a month”
115. “She/ he hit their little sister/brother”
116. “You got suspended?!”
117. “Im gonna kill him/her”
118. “But the daddy, daughter dance is tonight!”
119. “Her/his forehead is warm, babe”
120. “Its 3 am... what do you want?”
121. “Im not teaching you how it kiss a boy”
122. “Dad/Mom did it!”
123. “I want peanut butter and onions and i want them now”
124. “Did you take *name* out of school?”
125. “There is a baby growing in me right now...”
126 “mmm i dont want to make *name* get a shot
127. “I cant move *name* is sleeping on me”
128. “No sex ever again”
129. “Our poor kid has the weirdest uncles and aunts”
130. “I hate that im the stricked parent”
131. “Why does it looks like you have a whole circus in your hair?”
132. “I have to take *kid* to work with me”
133. “We’re going to the er”
134. “*name* teacher wants a confrince”
135. “Do you think something is wrong with *kid name*”.
136. “God you’re just like your mom/dad”
137. “I miss when you were a baby”
138. “Did you cut your hair on your own?”
139. “She/ he drank my coffee and now she’s/ he’a bouncing off the wall”
140. “Why cant i bond with them?”
141. Your own :)
Please suggust some!
