#bachventions

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BachVentions

Flavoring Pot

Problem: A previously used, unwashed pot that has a residual crust. 

Solution: Wash and re-use the pot. 

BachLution: Cook in the unwashed pot, so that the crust softens and melts into your food, adding a fun new flavor!

[thebachelorlife]

Problem: Dishes not done.

BachLution: Place photo of empty sink over them. 

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BachVentions: The Shoe Drawer

Problem: You have a bed with two drawers in the frame, but one of the drawers is on the floor, not in the frame.

Solution: Put the drawer back in the frame.

BachLution: Flip the drawer up on its side and pile things on it awkwardly.

We tried to help J clean his room. 

Me: Is that an upended drawer in the corner? 

J: Yeah, why? 

C: Why don't you put that drawer in the drawer hole in your bedframe?

Me: Yeah, then you can put things in the drawer. 

J: But I keep stuff in the drawer hole already!

Me: Stuff you use often?

J: Yes. (Pulls out notebook literally covered in dust balls) Maybe not that often.

C: Great, so put the drawer back. 

J: But I like the drawer being over there! I use it for my shoes.

C: You use it to keep your shoes...off the ground? Because the whole point of shoes is that they stay between you and the ground. 

Me: You have a pair of dress shoes and one flip flop on that drawer. 

J: Uuuugh fine, I'll put it back. 

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Out of Clean Forks? 

Use a knife instead. It works just as well, except for the strawberry, which I dropped on my shirt.

Also I do have clean forks, but they're in the other room.

Also this knife isn't clean either.