#backpack leash

[aceofspades42]

Hot take andriel hold hands because andrew couldn't find a backpack leash with a back pack big enough for neil to wear

[jasontoddscrowbars]

Part 4 of ? Like, daddy issues? 🎒👀

The mall. A rare existence amongst modern man. Titus has chewed the last of Bruce’s loafers. Alfred is on his paid leave. Tim saw two tickets to Sandals. No one knows who he would go with.

The mall is a nightmare. It’s a Saturday. There’s only one in the city. The last time he took the boys, Tim was nine and Damian wasn’t born yet. Three kids had broken bones that day and they weren’t his.

Damian: I demand you to let me off of this contraption this instant!

Damian tugs at his backpack leash. He’s like a rabid animal as he’s whipping it back and forth. It’s drawing attention. Bruce doesn’t give a shit at this point. He can’t afford to lose four sons and spend the day playing cat and mouse searching for them.

Jason, calmly eating a pretzel as he stands at lead: I dunno. I kind of like it.

Dick who is meekly grinning while holding his straps: of course you do.

Tim is behind. He has a clock ticking. His anime villain aura is growing. His eyes are centered on Bruce’s back. Bruce fights his shiver.

Dick fights back on Damian’s leash: bad boy! Stop it!

Damian lets go: let me off! This is humiliating and degrading!

Jason: the only thing humiliating is your behavior.

Bruce: the quicker we get my loafers- which a certain sons dog ate- the quicker we’re out.

Damian: tsk

Bruce goes to walk forward. He gets the tautness of Damian’s rope. Hears Jason and Dick move. Then hears a little tingling and feels lightness where Tim should be behind him. He comes to a halt. Pinches the bridge of his nose. Releases the leashes.

Bruce: go find him. First boy who does gets a treat.

They’re gone before he can even finish. Bruce regrets letting the hounds loose.

—-

Jason knows better than to try and corner a sharp fanged twentytwo year old on a backpack leash. He goes to the food court. Orders Chinese, a slice of pizza, some coney fries. It’ll be a while. When he’s done, Tim will come to him.

It’s been almost four hours.

Jason considers getting a shake.

Two backpacks land in front of him on the table. He peaks up, Tim has wide eyes.

Tim: why didn’t you play?

Jason: was hungry.

Tim scrunches his nose. He isn’t happy.

Jason: where are they?

Tim adverts away: in the ball pit fighting off four year olds.

Jason: you got children to gang up on them?

Tim gives a nod.

Jason chuckles. He wishes he could have seen it. Tim could be childish sometimes.

Jason: and Bruce?

Tim doesn’t answer. Jason doesn’t pursue it. He gives a nod over into the court.

Jason: hungry?

—-

They leave. Dick is pulling gum from his hair sobbing. Damian removing a plastic ball from his shirt confused.

Damian: where is father.

Tim points up. The three slowly turn upwards. Their eyes widen.

Bruce Wayne is hanging from a faux tree by a backpack leash. He is very unamused. People are taking selfies. Jason slowly nods as he raises his camera. He turns, pulling Tim in taking a pic.

The two then continue on walking.

Damian follows.

Dick, in a panic as he chases: aren’t we going to help him?

Jason: nah. Rescue will get him… eventually.

Damian: who?

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[tinyrickc137]

“ No more getting lost, Morty.”

He’s a real DRAG isnt he? 🤔

[atinylittlepain]

Bringing my straight cis partner to pride feels like bringing a toddler to a wine tasting

[viking-raider]

I just had a funny HC with Geralt and Jaskier:

You know how Jaskier tends to wander off?

Well, all Geralt has to do is get one of the backpack things with the leash attached to it and boom! No more wandering Jaskier. If he needs to leave Jaskier somewhere, to kill a monster or whatever, he just ties his leash to a tree like he would Roach and tah-dah, in the same place he left him, and safe.

I really needs someone to draw this XD

[nendian]

YOU GUYS ITS HERE! MOAR FAT SEAL BUCKY!! ~ Sam turns back to Steve, settling his towel further over his shoulders. “You ever think about getting him a backpack leash?” “What for?” Steve says. He doesn’t know what a backpack leash is exactly but he can hazard a guess. “You’re right. He’d only eat it.” Read the sealquel by @silentwalrus1 here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14042694

[purplegoose24]

I keep getting this add on Pinterest, but like the last time I searched for a backpack leash was five years ago?????

[themomsandthecity]

5 leash laws for toddlers that make sense

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