#baelorcest

[siswifed]

perks of having an affair with your little sister: wife will not be suspicious catching you two on the phone or spending time together

[siswifed]

okay but baelor just laughing a bit at little sister trying to get him drunk because its obvious shes the one getting drunk instead of him, he can hold his alcohol cause hes had to learn for political dinners and shes slurring her words like the fifth cup in and hes still sitting upright and straight, her leaned over and hes like lets go to bed but shes protesting about drinking more

and in bed hes all sly going to help her get to bed and shes trying to get on top of him and its really really obvious what shes trying to do but baelor just lets her because thats beloved little sister and all

EXACTLYYYY YOU GET ME LIKE NOBODY DOESSS

it would be such a waste of all her efforts if he pushed her away, how could he not indulge her :( and what kind of big brother would he be if he just let her suffer all by herself :( of course she’s too drunk to take off her own dress and it’s his duty to help :( so sweet and so pliant when she’s this fucked up, she hardly even has the energy to be an obnoxious brat… too busy ineffectually tugging on his belt and trying to stay awake to talk back :( so clumsy he thinks it’s adorable :(

[siswifed]

Baelor brat tamer canon?

well yes girl why else would i give him a fuckable little sistermistress in my head genuinely who better to put a spoiled targaryen princess in her place ????????¿ for her own good of course he is kind after all and i think it’s sexy if he’s patronizing with it so

[siswifed]

Yeah exactly like he can’t deny her at all and tries to let her do whatever she wants but she’s soooo clumsy and and

honestly i feel so bad for him. It must be traumatizing having a horny princess interrupt his busy night to rub up on him and tactlessly paw at his junk. Idk how he endures this torment. He’s being so incredibly selfless deciding to get her off i mean tbh fingering can be a massage if ur pure of heart enough as a big brother?????? It’s a matter of health :/

[siswifed]

when we getting the redacted trying to be groomed by lil sis but it’s so obvious to him but he never does anything about it and eggs it on a bit and

oh thats good keep going actually for 50,000 more words oomf 💪🏼 😁😁😁 her attempts at grooming being so pathetic and tactless he has to take matters into his own hands YUP YUP girl u cannot get a grown ass man drunk enough to have ur way with him this is an uno reverse situation i fear

(my dumbass accidentally reading as “egg’s in on it” and i was like why tf is he here)