#bakerlon event

[kokokoula]

bakerlon crack part 2:

VYN YOU DID NOT-- rip marius

marius you need to up your game

LMAO NXX ONLY HAS TWO STATES: either a chaotic mess fighting over rosa or rosa's dedicated fan group

reason why luke isn't in both crack posts is because he's a good puppy and wouldn't stir up shit UNLIKE SOMEONE WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH V *COUGHS COUGHS*

[junebright0]

Ok I'm like at ACT 2 of Bakerlon but THIS WOMAN I FRIVKING SWEAR.

HOW? How are we asking all these questions but missing the important one;

Just look at these leading questions, "oh, my husband he was *PERFECT*, he would never - but wait let me tell you about his drinking problems and drama with the stab victim. Oh ? No it's not his, that's my Dagger."

HOW THE HECK DID SHE GET THE DAGGER. DO YOU JUST CARRY IT WITH YOU ON THE STREET MA'AM ? You didn't *know* this train was going to be haunted. Wink wink. It's almost like you co-planned this with the crystals professor - The one that seems intent to prove the Khan family had this dark history of coverups.

And even before this ma'am was INSISTENT on setting MASS HYSTERIA onto the crowd.

"AH! Everyone look there, in that inconspicuous corner that most people missed & maybe I shouldn't yell out into a room with the murder victim. IT'S NOT JUST A FLOWER. IT'S A *RED* REVENGE POPPY."

And now that my husband is dead, I'm instead going to focus on telling everyone about THE CURSE. No I'm not going to focus on my grief for my dead husband, he's already dead.

THE CURSE.

It will end us all ~

Like ma'am. You're so suspicious you can rival PAIMON for the unknown God allegations. And if she really has nothing to do with the murder then she's the most irritating Red herring out there.

[kokokoula]

some highlights with captions from the bakerlon event because it's funny as heck:

[minhio22]

U know earlier i was like lets grind for the ssr luke event card for bakerlon event cause i just got time only today to start. So i decided to pull using my very limited funds which was 20 pulls max.

I DID NOT EXPECT THE FIRST CARD TO BE SMACKED IN MY FACE IS THE LUKE CARD. AND LIKE IN THAT PULL ONLY I GOT IT TWICE. I WENT CRAZY ALSO GOT A NEW SR LUKE CARD SKDBDKJDKDKDKDKDK FREAKING UPGRADABLE

And then im like oh so should i grind for vyn now? Cause hes always been my next fav and then i used the other 10 pull i have left and im like theres no way im gonna be that lukcy right? *FREAKING GLOWS RAINBOW* THERES NO WAY IM THAT LUKCY *GETS SMAKCS WITH THIS*

I didnt get to screenshot the full end pulls cause i accidentally clicked it skshsksjks but yeah twenty pulls and somehow. Like these coin thingy i havent used it yet so thats that

LIKE BROOOO WHAT??