#bakery stuff

[odegirly]

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God I can't wait for when I can move out of my house and start an LGBT+ friendly bakery, not giving two fucks about the homophobes. I want cupcakes with all the flag colors as frosting palettes and wedding cakes in the window with his husband and her wife cake toppers. I wanna enforce proper pronouns and make everyone feel safe and included and loved. Young members of the community without supporting parents? I'm your mom now. Hell I'll be your dad figure. Tell me about your school work while I'm bagging up your pastries. Rant to me as I sit with you and write a heart on your receipt to remind you that you're loved by a random bakery owner. I want to remember everyone's name and everyones preferences and special orders and write fun things on your coffee cups. In an online/long distance relationship and miss her/them/him? Tell me about them. What's their favorite color, their favorite animal? How did you meet? And I'm not a therapist but I'll try and help you understand, is it comp het? Bisexual vs pansexual? Are nsfw thoughts okay? I want to not shove pride in people's faces but rather welcome everyone. We'll have Hayley Kiyoko and Panic at the Disco playing through the speakers. I want to do what I love and help bring people together in a small bakery on a small street in a small town. But what I want most? I want my girlfriend to write her stories and novels in the window seat. I can see her from every angle of the bakery, the sun on her face and reflecting off her glasses as she works. I want to wake up with her every morning. Test recipes with me, tell me about her latest plot development. I want to tell her I love her every single day and make up for the years we were apart. I want to be cheesy and stupid and curl up with her on the couch while we watch Thor Ragnarok for the thousandth time. I want to take her on all the dates I've ever imagined in fanfics. I want a life with her on a small street in a small town.

(I want her to read this and grin. She'll reply with "that's pretty gay- but I love you.") And I'll love it.

[joi-in-the-tardis]

Random: The other day Spencer said something about me joking around with Clicklist Girl (I think he’s on to me; I also think we both think she’s cute lol).  It was something about making my “wife” jealous.  I told him it was fine.  I have my wife- Wifey, him- my first girlfriend, and Clicklist Girl- my second girlfriend.

He was pretty tickled with that arrangement.

My little faux-poly work fam.

Of course it was one of the moments where I just say stuff without really thinking about it first.  That happens increasingly as I get comfy with people.  Then I have to stand by the potentially awkward thing I just said as if I totally meant to say it out loud. *sweat drop*

[blueskulldragon]

Time to enjoy some good stuff! 🍩🍰

[naomiknight-17]

Today I was making like a million cupcakes and doing so rather efficiently and one of my bosses commented

“Wow, we should call you the queen of cakes”

and I’m like

thank you I gladly accept this honor

[a-berry-existential-crisis]

When you spend too long doing cookie research that Google starts assuming everything you search is cookie related

[a-berry-existential-crisis]

Started making my bakery website 🥰. Life do just be Very Stressful but Very Good rn

[nilefreemans]

May we see the lil flour broom??

so it's just a little table top brush

you want something with THICK bristles that can get all your flour out

this is similar to what we use at work

it's dedicated just for sweeping off flour/sugar/cinnamon/etc so we dont get it wet because then it gets cakey and stuff

but honestly one of those mini brooms would work too

[linksscarf]

My dudes, look at the size of these strawberries we're doing for Valentine's day!