I sooooooo totally ship DJ with Bala-Tik. DJ has a huge dick and Bala's a "size fiend" and the cute hungry little Guavian boy sooooo wants that long, fat, meaty rod deep in his cute little Space-Scot-tush!
syddygurl said: Bala-Tik is a sadomasochist who love being both “Top” & “Bottom”. He loves getting big brawnier men to overpower him sexually and make him their Uke!
syddygurl said: Bala-Tik’s cute little boy-tush is self-lubricating. Bala-Tik is also in a weird “Erastes/Eromenos”-type relationship with his superior, the head of his Guavian Squad (there’s four Gangs in a Squad), Garn-Tir (an OC of mine, I have a rather involved headcanon on B.T. and the Guavians).
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Okay I really appreciate you sending in these asks but I just have to say that when I read these I continually read “Bala-Tik” as “Babu Frik” and I was like, who the fuck is sending in so much Babu Frik thirst oh my fucking god











