#balkan problems

[noope306]

I love watching American TV shows where they describe Croatia as a dangerous country and people are afraid they'll be brutally murdered if they get deported there.

[balkanandroid]

People who list “Serbian, Croatian, and Bosnian” as three separate languages under their “spoken languages” on profiles are so fucking extra I can’t handle it. Choose one they’re all basically the same. It’s like listing “Latin American and Iberian Spanish” or “American, British and Irish English”.

[noope306]

As a Croatian watching all the German stadiums lighting up in rainbows is so funny because our best stadiums don't even have properly working reflectors

[mazikeenthegreatest]

when your elderly relative refers to yugoslavia in the present tense and you don't know which country he's talking about

[noope306]

"This is such sad news that will touch everyone in the world."

Meanwhile, in the Balkas, everyone is more touched by the fact that burek is 19 jebenih KUNA!!

[balkanandroid]

I remember my mom brought gibanica to an event at my elementary school and no one wanted to try it except for one girl who had Korean and Mexican parents and also brought something “unamerican” (I don’t remember exactly what it was but it was really good and also not getting eaten). She almost ate the whole damn gibanica by herself and asked my mom for the recipe and my mom was so happy lol. She was so cool :’). 

[anna-ban-anna-blog]

Wenn Eltern ne Ohrfeige antäuschen

[balkanandroid]

What the fuck did I do to deserve this in my "recommended" videos? Western dudebros can go eat shit.