#band trips

[captainwaffles]

Life goal

Be as cool as the percussionist carrying a bagget in a backpack around Epcot

[bandcampyayyy-blog]

“You’re going to look stupid but you need to get used to it cause that’s all we do.”

[ohno-its-the-oboe]

*has six instruments*

*cant play any of them*

*buys electric guitar*

“im going to play this”

[absolute-virginia-flute-exe]

Things you hear on a college marching band bus pt2

-What’s that say? Trash-books? Trashbooks…

-That says trombones….

-Oh shit

-I can’t open my juice box and I’m legitimately upset.

-I’m kinda pissed.

-when is me?

-Why is me?

- I mean…it’s in the form of a question…

-what the fuck wal-mart?

-see? The baritones are like the tubas, but they actually don’t make sense

-*baritones all wearing fishing nets on their heads*

-IT GOT KILLED!

-JUSTIN SIT DOWN!

-I’m not giving up till I eat this fruit rollup

-the color is green

-No it’s not

-Color is purple

-Floor is lava

-IM PETE WENTZ, I CAN AFFORD A LAWYER.

-what color is it?

-BONELESS

-What’s zero in Spanish?

-….BITCH!

-HE SPENT MORE ON LESS!

*singsong in the distance*

~I’m killing myseeeelf…tomorrow

-BASKET FORK!

-WHAT?

-JUSTYN PLEASE! I AM ON THE PHONE!

-DON’T CRUSH HIS DREAMS SHANNON!

-They’re our fans now. This is our stadium. Football is cancelled. They get the stupid converted locker room under the stadium.

-Oh my god! My hair is a ramp!

[ohno-its-the-oboe]

my band director: stands up to say something important at concert

half the band: gO SHORTY

[ohno-its-the-oboe]

this one girl was using cork grease as lip balm on a band trip one time and we all were like “um thats cork grease” and she was like “um its for greasing ur lips up before you play right” this girl went 3 years without ever using cork grease

[ohno-its-the-oboe]

“Anything is tight if you’re big enough”

the saxophones

[ohno-its-the-oboe]

“Why is dick a ‘bad word’ dick is good.”