#baracknobama

[rubegoldbergsexmachine]

some of you have never had sex with a vampire in the ocean and then birthed his mutant child at the risk of your own life, drinking blood to sustain the fetus for the duration of the pregnancy just to have your ex claim your newborn as his future bride and it shows

[yolonists]

maybe i’ve died days ago and this is just my queue running my blog

[officialqueenbae]

What are some of your favorite blogs??

baracknobama, gnarly, soymihlky and hauntedspacebabe are all baes, literally im in love

[radihated]

If humans are the superior race, I don’t think I’m human because I can’t go up or down the stairs without falling.

[shiny-cyndaquil]

baracknobama liked your post: baracknobama ty for reblogging that po...

oh man

[nefariousbella9]

[caffeineed-blog]

I just realized

Selena Gomez’ “a day without you is like a year without rain”

Bc she ain’t gonna get wet

[officialqueenbae]

What are your favorite blogs?

I have so many omg

I have recently started following officialsidebae and thelazykorean (their blogs are rad af)

tyrionlannistar is an amaze fanblog (sherlock, hannibal, GoT etc)

troyesivan will always be the main bae

baracknobama is my long time bae *sighs*

ashley is a cutie and i love her blog

i have recently started to follow pale blogs and rahwa's and kirsty's blogs are heaven ^.*