#barbbartbrat

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“RING-A-LING-DIIIIING

HEAR THE BELL RIIIING”

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Henry Hidgens: “Well… it’s opening night…”

Haley: “wwwWWWOOOOHOOOOO!!! 😁”

Happy Christmas Eve!

[likeamothtoanerd]

Hey, who out here looking for a Peter Spankoffski to their Stephanie Lauter, I can’t be alone… right?

[likeamothtoanerd]

[Button] 🔴

This is the “make others laugh button”!

If you’re ever talking to someone and the conversation gets too serious, just press the button!

If you ever don’t know what to say, press the button!

Maybe you really don’t care what they’re talking about, but it’s inappropriate to admit that to them, that or you’re too much of a people pleaser to admit that not every painful detail of their life is interesting to you, just press the button!

Fearful that the only reason people hang around you is because you’re so attentive and able to make light out of glum situations and see the silver lining where others can’t? Press the button.

Scared that the only reason people even bother engaging with you is because you can make them laugh, press the button.

Maybe if you stop pressing the button they’ll forget about you. Press the button.

Maybe if you stop pressing the button they’ll lose motivation, lose joy, lose the last slivers of happiness keeping them sane in this insane world. Press the button.

Press the button.

Press the button.

Your life depends on it.

Your friends lives depend on it.

You’re a bad friend if you don’t press the button.

Don’t complain that your arm is tired, you’re a horrible person if you don’t press the button.

Entertain them, keep them going, it’s your job. It’s your duty. It’s your reason for going on. Press the button.

Are you worthy of having friends if you can’t even press a button for them?

They give so much to you and you can’t even press a button? Isn’t that the least you can do?

Press the button.

You don’t know what’s happening in their lives. You might be the one thing keeping someone from death, the fact that they know they’ll be able to see you, and you can’t even make them laugh with your button? You better not stop pressing that fucking button.

Press it.

Press it.

Press it.

Press it.

Press it.

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Please, ask me anything!

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There’s not enough room for TWO people who use they/them pronouns and go by Brad sometimes on this website. We need to fight to death i thibk

but, it’s my birthday today 👉👈🥺

birthday win?

for birthday hooman?

on my birthday?

plz?

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OMG, MISSCLICK? TALENTED PEOPLE DNI, I’LL EXPLODE 🫣 /j

Hiiiiii Constelia <3

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24

24, good girl/boy or bad girl/boy.

Bad girl/boy 😈. Wanna know girl/boy? Ask another question. I’ll give you a hint, no.