Eula, Hu Tao, Sara, Ninguang and *Spins wheel* Barbra's reaction to an S/O who has gone loopy after taking some medicine to fight their fever randomly confessing their undying love.
(A little something I slapped together in five minutes on my phone for @definitelynotaneulasimp to force them to get better. I’ll probably make a more detailed version on my computer pretty soon!)
Eula Lawrence
*about to happy cry* I-i will have vengance for this!
Hu Tao
*Laughs it off even though she’s blushing the same color as her vison* I can’t wait to tell you ALLLLL about this later!
Sara Kujou
*Squeaks* O-oh I-i Love y-you too! *Dies of emberassment*
Ninguang
On the outside: Hmm as you should, I deserve only the best and you are the best after all.
On the inside: OH ARCHONS!!! OH FUCK!!! OH ARCHONS!!! OH FUCK!!!
Barbra Pegg
BarbraPegg.EXE has stopped working, please turn off your healer/singer and turn her back on again.
A/n: So asexuals are all different, even then I tried to make it as universal as possible but if you're sex favorable (I'm not so that's probably partially why I wrote it like that) this one (unfortunately) might not be for you!
Warnings: Being scared to come out, mentions of aphobia and killing people, I think that's it? You have been warned!
The reader is gender neutral!
Requested by: @bandshirts-andbooks
Ironically for being the world's best detectives no one really caught on
I think the only person who might of is Cass, but it's nothing for sure, she just saw your body language would change slightly when people talked about sex
The first person you tell is Alfred
You were probably having a bad day, maybe seeing some straight people talk about ace people in a really negative way, and perhaps some queer people online who told you, that ace people didn't belong in the community
And people just being shitheads in general towards the queer community and just all these laws being made against trans people everywhere can really wear someone down, right?
So it's the middle of the night and you're in the kitchen crying because it's just been a bad day
And Alfred comes in, "Mx. L/n are you alright?"
After you were adopted you never got Bruce's last name
"Ah, yes! Don't worry it's nothing!"
🥹
All it takes is one raised eyebrow from him and you're quickly defeated, and he pulls out a chair and sits next to you
"Don't let things fester for too long Mx. L/n, you know what happens to your brothers when they do."
Sighing you wring your hands through your hair (something you picked up from your father) "I just-"
"Alfred I think I'm asexual."
"There's a silence and half your brain is thinking maybe Alfred doesn't know what it is and the other half think he hates you now
"Mx. L/n you do not "think so" I'm pretty sure you know."
And that in itself is confirmation that he supports you, the way he's smiling makes you wonder how you could think anything else
Okay next you come out to Cass
Because Alfred slyly told you she might already know
She's supportive and tells you in her own way that she would hurt anyone who isn't
I also think she understands you the most because I headcanon (is it canon???) that Cass is asexual
So she's who you go for to vent, and eventually she'll come out to you as ace too!
Then there's Stephanie and Barbra
Steph squeals; "Another member of the alphabet mafia!" And Barbra recomends a bunch of asexual groups online where they share their personal experiences
While all this fluffiness is happening the batboys tm are trying to get back at you for winning the prank war last week
Naturally they go into your dating history, because why not?
Murder might be committed by Cass after this
There aren't very many people but there's ONE person from your high school days
And thanks to Tim's savvy tech skills they somehow find out you're a virgin
(don't ask)
At this point Damian didn't really know the plan, but he's mostly the distraction anyways!
In the past you had told them you weren't one
High school was not good for your baby ace ass alright?
Meaning they thought it was fair game because they were getting back at you for lying and winning the prank war
Imagine your surprise when at a rare dinner Jason, Tim, and Dick are glancing at each other mischievously
Bruce looks like he has no idea what's going on and Damian (for once) looks oddly innocent
"You know how we use to say Jason gets no bitches" Dick starts up
"Hey!"
"Well little Timmy here." Dick continues ignoring an angry Jay. "Found out you're worse than Jaybird and are a Virgin."
You just stare dumbfounded at their giggling faces
"I didn't know that this was part of the plan." Damian mutters
At this point you were much more confident in yourself and had momentairly forgetten that Bruce was still in the room
Just imagine seeing those faces
when you finally tell them
"I'm asexual fuckwads."
Their faces go BEAT RED
"Oh, um..."
"Also Tim, idk how you found out I was still a virgin, but if you do anything like that again..."
The look on Tim's face - it was very clear that your threat got through to him
Then you remembered Bruce was still in the room
Slowly you turned your head to face him
Instead of saying anything he just gave you a smile
That's how you came out to the Batfam, from being scared, to be a confident badass
