as I continue with the vampire au, I swear I just need to write a bonus chapter that’s like… all of the barrowguard with them (and possibly thaisha and vaelus, though I imagine they’re focused on other things) just sitting around gossiping about the occtien bullshit
dame gaya, making popcorn: okay but they ACTUALLY think they’re being subtle
alogar: I’m pretty sure julien’s never heard of subtlety and he’s not starting now
guy who is always Unfortunately Next To Them For Vampire Shenanigans: CAN THEY JUST FUCK ALREADY I HAVE AGED FIFTY YEARS FROM THIS BULLSHIT DRAMA
all nodding in agreement












