#barsavi

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Barsavi: I’m the richest, most clever, and most powerful motherfucker Camorr has ever seen and ever will see, so don’t even try to fuck with my system.

Chains, having just adopted 5 exceptional orphans: Was that a challenge?

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Debuting my Nazca Barsavi cosplay at Supanova Sydney! Got several compliments from good friends which made me happy. I know she has metal caps on her boots but they got ‘soooo’ annoying that I had to take them off. I plan to remake them. Also, my hair decided to be uncooperative that morning, thus the side ponytail. Pretty happy with my cosplay, considering it was a combination of things from my wardrobe and sewing. Props to my sis for taking the photos. I wish the backdrop was a pirate ship or an old galleon...

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The Gray King: I’m a fucking hippopotamus, and I’m fucking crazy!

Barsavi: You think you’re crazy? If you even fucking look at Camorr, I will stomp you to death with my hooves

Locke: Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!

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Nazca: Neither of you will be the next Capa of Camorr, just see if you aren’t!

Anjais: HA

Pachero: Sure, Jan

The Gray King: She’s right ya know

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Nazca: Okay Locke, just do whatever Papa says. He’s been in a funk, so just please him, okay? Be a good little pezon

Locke: Yeah, no, of course Naz, I’ll do whatever he tells me

Barsavi: I want you to marry my daughter

Locke in the hallway afterwards: Anything but that

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OKAY FOLKS here we go— A brief summary of the dicks of the characters of The Gentleman Bastards Sequence, aka The Lies of Cock Lamora

Locke Lamora: As said in the books, Locke is medium all over. He’s a good 6 inches when hard, not pencil dicked nor incredibly girthy. He keeps it clean, and boyyyy he knows how to use it. Six(?) years of fuckin on Sabetha taught him some TECHNIQUE.

Jean Tannen: As said in the books, Jean Tannen is MASSIVE. Nine inches of fat dick. He’s gotta be careful with most women he brings to bed, and Ezri is a force to be reckoned with for handling it over and over. F in the chat for a real one.

Calo Sanza: Pretty long, but on the thinner end. About seven inches. Of the two Sanzas, he knows how to use it better.

Galdo Sanza: Same length as his twin, but a bit girthier. He prefers to get his pleasure from giving, and not with his dick, rendering him less talented than his brother in terms of actual fucking.

Chains: Five inches, very girthy. Large balls.

Vencarlo Barsavi: Six inches of veiny dick. Rather hairy.

The Falconer: Micropenis, but enormous balls. Probably had a psuedosexual relationship with Vestris.

Requin: Eight inches, and a bit on the girthier side, and he is rather skilled with it. Selendri is a lucky woman.

Maxilan Stragos: Four inches of nothing delightful. Pretty small. He shaves patterns in his pubes to keep things interesting.

Don Lorenzo Salvara: Six inches of average girth. Fairly talented, but Doña Sofia Salvara tops so it don’t really matter

this topic may be subject to a part two. have a blessed thursday.

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Barsavi: See, I know you never lie to me because this week you have brought me a bit less. You give what you can. You’re a loyal pezon, Locke.

Locke: *looks into the camera like he’s on the office*

[catch221b]

Review - The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch

Review – The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch

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The Lies of Locke Lamora is a fantasy novel written by Scott Lynch and published by Orion Publishing in 2006. It is the first book in The Gentleman Bastards cycle. This book is stock full of thievery, lies (what?!), betrayal, revenge, and sword fights on ships! What more could one ask for out a book? Nothing more.

The story follows Locke Lamora, the infamous Thorn…

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