they won't know what bit them

call me morty | queer (he/him) | 27 bg3 ❤️ botw/totk ❤️ rick & morty ❤️ homestuck (sorry) terfs / truscum can go explode

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

[cloevr]

its just insane that really rich people just look this fucking stupid all the time. what is anyone doing anymore

[cloevr]

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

I love her so much

[notevenawellknownclown]

reminds me of when she asked Astarion why he hadn’t been flirting with her. iconic.

[ivy-michaels]

All these industries with shortages of workers and they can’t figure out why.

Im proposing the hypothesis that the reason we don’t have enough doctors/pilots/bus drivers/etc is that maybe, just maybe, having your entire industry function as a lifelong hazing ritual isn’t the best recruiting strategy.

[ivy-michaels]

Doctors are subject to 8 years of post-secondary education and are forced to work 48 hour shifts.

Pilots and other transportation workers have absurd hours of service requirements that start your rest period as “the moment you shut the vehicle down” and can be as short as 9 hours in some cases.

Railroad workers have to be available on-call 6 days a week and be ready within two hours notice. They don’t get sick time.

Retail workers have to keep a veneer of politeness against any and all abuse or they can be fired.

Truck drivers get paid by mileage and rarely see pay for shipper or receiver delays.

Work should not be designed to make you a miserable burnout and yet here we are.

[only-tiktoks]

[kawree]

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

[symptomesper]

Also, if you’re even a little concerned about getting a hump or having trouble standing fully upright in your old age, this is how you prevent that. If you want to be up and about when you’re old you have to start when you’re younger. And keep in mind there is no bad time to start and it’s never too late. Starting today is way better than never starting at all.

[beeeclops]

[bricknmortar]

okay but it was rly cute how excited high rick was to see morty

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[amethystsoda]

so the thing is

[ethernalium]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[labcqt]

some screenshot redraws of episode 8 because i like it a little too much

[ivy-michaels]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[birdssong]

Out of curiosity. What is rick and morty even about. I thought it was like a family guy type show, I didn't know there was Plot. I'm curious now

Okay no because 8 times out of 10 it is like that but usually those 2 extra times make you wanna slam your head into the wall a little. Rick and Morty is about some kid's genius grandpa who drags his grandson on adventures. But the worst part of it is that the Central theme of the show is grief and loss and the question of How Can I Become A Better Version Of Myself. Because it's revealed that the reason Rick is how he is is because his wife was killed and he basically drove himself mad seeking revenge, and dragged his grandson into it. And now season 9 is exploring the dynamic of Rick and Morty and how abusive and toxic it is. Get me the fuck out of here

[grenovsky]

Various art from the new episodes

Anddd art with toxic dudes

[mjlor-chan]

a little to late