#bat!max

[samnherondale]

Me: I'm so excited I will finally read about Bat!Max after all this time

Me after finishing TLBOTW:

[tsc-clave]

Magnus: Alexander, why did you spend fifty dollars for a parrot perch?!

Alec: you said we should buy Max something

Magnus: but why that?

Alec, sniffing and pointing bat!Max hung to the perch: he enjoys it

[dayscrazed]

In the far corner of the room, next to the ceiling, Max floated, tumbling in the air. He didn’t seem to be in peril—indeed, he was yelling “Wheeeeeeeeeee” and appeared to be having an excellent time. Under him, Clary Fairchild and Isabelle Lightwood attempted to nudge him back to the ground with a broom handle. With her free hand, Clary was waving a red braid, trying to get Max interested as though he were Chairman Meow. Max was upside-down and obviously feeling good about it.

Lost Book of the White snippet from Cassie’s tumblr

[qlexqnderlightwood]

[drublaccthorn]

Simon and Clary babysitting Lightwood-Bane’s children

Alec : [on phone] how’s the children?

Clary : Rafe is already sleeping

Alec : and Max?

Simon : [looking at Bat!Max hanging on living room’s ceiling] Max is fine, he’s just hanging around the living room

[magnusthefish]

man the tsc fandom is crazy. every other week we get a new interest in a tiny detail that’s completely random/irrelevant, and then we all collectively make thousands of posts about the thing and get obsessed with it, until a new thing comes along and the cycle starts again. cassandra clare must be terrified of us

[akaaoko]

I had so many thoughts about Malec in RSOM because I just finished it few days ago but now what I can think is only bat Max(´；//ω//；`)

[mentally-depressed-llama-blog]

What if instead of a bat, Max turns into a duck?

Jace: WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DUCK IN YOUR LIVING ROOM?!

Jace: ALEEECC THERE IS A DUCK IN YOUR LIVING ROOM!

Alec: Oh, don't worry that's just Max, apparently he can turn into a duck.

Jace: wha? How? Whyyyyyy???