#bathing headcanons

[tac-the-unseen]

The Lost boys x Reader bathing headcanons

Slight NSFW

•There are a couple ways the boys bathe

•there's actually a giant pool in the back of the cave that's connected to the ocean via tunnels

•Sometimes they just use a public restroom to freshen up. But they use the caves pool more often

•they have it completely decked out

•Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, body scrub, bath bombs, loofahs, everything

•And they take bath time very seriously

•It's a time no one play fights or really even speaks

•It's scary quiet

•All of them turn uncharacteristically soft and gentle with each other. They take their time bathing and washing each other

•While it's started with David's ‘No splashing’ Rule it turned to really soft and romantic

•It's a bonding/mate/pack activity they all value and look forward to

•Vampire Bats Bond with each other by grooming and cleaning off debris

•All of them turn uncharacteristically soft and gentle with each other

•Paul and Marko shut up for once in their unnatural lives, Dwayne and David are unnaturally touchy

•They all want to wash you off and expect the same from you

•Is there some (not so) light groping and touching but it only goes farther when the bath is done

•David loves to wash your face

•Dwayne loves to wash your hair

•Paul loves to wash your chest

•Marko loves to wash your arms and waist

•They all enjoy you washing them anywhere but do have specific spots they love you washing

•David loves when you wash his chest, it makes him feel strong and masculine

•Dwayne and Paul like it when you wash their hair, They both like that it feels very intimate (And they need a little help washing all that hair)

•Marko likes it when you wash his back, he feels safe and strong

•David has Charcoal shampoo

•Dwayne has Cinnamon and Apple shampoo

•Paul has Mint and chocolate Shampoo

•Marko has Lavender and coconut Shampoo

•They do try and mix the scents together to use it on you, when you refuse the horrible concoction, they pout a bit but respect it

•Afterward they dry each other off and drag themselves to the nest to cuddle (whether they are clothed or not is based off on how tired they are)

•The smell of weed, leather, sweat, and hair gel comes back the next night

Thanks for reading <3

I'm still working on the requests! I just take a long time on one-shot! Promise, they're coming out soon!

[faerhardyn-the-raging-ethereal]

Bathing for Klingons and Positronic androids

Klingons take showers, but they sometimes have to bathe in a wormy ooze. They have this species of worms that helps them exfoliate their skin so kind of like a symbiotic relationship of sorts and they kind of have to stay in that ooze for alteast to 30 minutes to an hour. Maybe more. The smell is a combination of Klingon roses and some bad smell that the worms give off. They have a flehmen response to the smell as well so if any non Klingon sees all this its best to be on their way because non klingons can't get them out of that ooze for any reason. 

Any positronic Android has to bathe in some really disgusting oozey fluid that's good for their bodies and also their bioplasts. It also helps to exfoliate their skin. This all stems from 2 types of silkweed flower which are both a weird combination of a rose like pod like flower and mushrooms which exists as a symbiotic relationship. There are also insects, called Alagos Aphid. This insect is naturally drawn to 2 of the silkweed flowers, it also produces a special type of saliva and feces which mixes with the oil. All in all if the fluid has not been changed or the ribosome or whatever, the smell of the fluid will elicit a strong arousal out of Data or any other positronic Android. Once when Data was on an away team to find more of these plants, one of the ensigns poked it and Data was struggling to not be aroused. 

Also he can drink this oozy fluid, but he kinda has to poop it out and it's not a pretty sight. Also taking a shower with this stuff is not easy to get off so it takes Data an hour to get the gunk off his body.

[mizjoely]

But can we talk about Molly and Sherlock sharing showers in a non-sexy but clearly romantic way like "no literally Sherlock, I will wash your back, and you wash mine, I am too pregnant to mess around," and he pouts but he's totally fine with it and they dry off together and they're just cuddly otters ok *sydney has many cuddly Sherlolly feels today idk*

Or Victorian newlyweds, with Mrs. Holmes being scandalized by her husband’s suggestion they bathe together in the enormous claw-foot tub, but quickly learning to enjoy the feel of the flannel as he runs it over her body and helps her wash her hair!!