The Lost Boys: Scary Boyfriend Privileges
- He may not be the most intimidating out of the boys, but he is by far the scariest
- At first glance anyone would just pass him off as a random punk
- But on closer inspection
- One might notice the almost animalistic tilt to his head he gets when he stares, or the glint in his eyes when he thinks violence is about to occur.
- He’s the one that’s always on the edge, waiting for something to push him over
- He’s small but he is mighty
- Out of all the boys he gets into the most fights on the board walk, because people THINK he looks like the easiest target due to his stature. (And he likes to start fights lol)
- Are they in for a surprise
- It took awhile for the sufer nazis to realize this, since their not the sharpest gang on the boardwalk
- For the most part they would just tease or shout at Marko and he would just ignore it, or Paul and him would play a prank on them to get back ( I use prank loosely here, because these boys definitely consider pushing someone who can’t swim into ocean as prank level shenanigans)
- But that all changed when Marko’s s/o entered the picture
- You’re attractive, and you know it. Your confidence rolls off of you in waves
- Your no classic 80’s babe
- You have this alt/otherworldly magnetism about you
- Breath taking, and yet frightening all at once
- You are Marko’s, the boys know it, the locals understand that and respect it
- And those nasty looking bite marks he randomly walks over to you and bestows, scream that belonging loud and clear
- That also means that dumb, dude bros like the Surfers think they have a chance with you despite your clear relationship to Marko
- This makes you very uncomfortable and has resulted in a few physical altercations between you and the surfer gang
- And this, is not something Marko is willing to tolerate
- He was fine with them underestimating him before, but now, when they mess with you?
- that’s not going to happen
- All it takes is for one of them to go missing for a night or two, depending on how angry Marko is
- The guy is dropped off at their pier hideout (which the surfers nazis thought was a secret)
- The poor sucker is unconscious, missing an eye and his right ear. His head is shaved, and for some reason, every time he sees a pigeon he screams bloody murder
- They get the message then
- Marko is not to be messed with, especially his s/o
- Now, whenever Marko sees one of them on the boardwalk, he likes to give them a little wave, and an evil smile
- He doesn’t feel the need to hover anymore either, there’s no need since no one would dare mess with you
- He is capable of many scary things, all of which he is happy to remind people of
- Paul isn’t very intimating when you look at him
- If you saw him on the street you would probably pass him off as stoner or frankly a himbo
- Sure he is just as dangerous as the others, and likes the violence all the same too, but most do view him that way
- Especially on the boardwalk
- When you walk hand in hand with Paul. Going from carinval ride, to snack cart, to rigged game
- The locals will leave you two be
- They know he’s part of the Lost Boys
- And they also know that if anyone messes with him, or his girl, they will have to answer to THEM ALL
- Tourists though, and new gangs trying to make there mark don’t know that
- But Paul doesn’t worry to much about it since the boys live be the “fuck around and find out” model of life
- The only thing he doesn’t like is if you get scared
- If his s/o is particularly scentitive to violence or strange men then he will do his best to either
- A. Scare them off before you even notice them or
- B. Start acting more aggressive or scary so they stay away from you
- And if that doesn’t work? Well he’s got his terror twin to help him
- Now Paul is perfectly capable of hunting and fucking with people on his own, but he is a social creature and enjoys Marko’s company
- And they can get up to some, frankly bizarre and frightening fuckery when they put their heads together
- very rarely messed with
- Is the definition of scary boyfriend privileges
- No one dares go near you, or even look at you in fear that Dwayne might notice them
- Being on Dwayne’s radar is a dangerous game, especially if he views you as threat to his s/o
- He likes to walk around the board walk with you, one arm draped over your shoulder, or maybe a hand in your back pocket
- When people see you two coming, they get the hell out of the way
- Because god help the pour soul who bumps into you or steps on your foot
- Dwayne doesn’t like it when he doesn’t know where you are, or your not in his line of site
- So wherever you are, he’s close behind even if you can’t see him
- Hand in hand you two walk everywhere
- You arrive a boardwalk concert and the people in-front of you are being obnoxious? Or maybe they’re too tall and you can’t see the band?
- One look at Dwayne, and they are moving clear across the outdoor theater
- When you go book shopping, you like to pull Dwayne through the aisles, your fingers laced with his
- He carries your books as you browse, even the dirty one with the embarrassing covers
- He doesn’t give A SINGLE FUCK
- You want him to hold your purse when you run to the restroom?
- I would imagine he would have a thing for shorter partners, he likes to be able to lift you up whenever, or corner you somewhere dark and private, where no one can see past his wide shoulders
- You’re completely hidden by his large frame……so he can do anything he wants to you and no one can see…
- If he doesn’t feel like going into a store with you, or you want some space, he will park his bike outside and sit, waiting
- This is the sign for the local hooligans and gangs that there will be NO shenanigans in that store while his s/o is in there by themselves
- Because if there is? there will be consequences
- Consequences they won’t like
- seems more nonchalant then Dwayne
- Isn’t one to flat out punch someone in the face for looking at you the wrong way or being rude
- Instead, he will just plan out there dinners for the next week and that sucker will be on the menu
- I’ve mentioned this before but I think that their s/o would wear an earring or piece of jewelry that matches thier counterparts
- So most people would see your earring and steer clear of you, or their extra polite or accommodating if they are one of the business owners
- They figure it’s better to be on the boys good side, then to be on their bad side
- The boys will never acknowledge it outright, but they appreciate it.
- Business owners have also learned if their nice to the boys or their s/o or at the very least tolerate them, stealing and general mischief tends to go down in their stores
- Your ALWAYS safe with him
- though he can push the limits sometimes, he takes your safety seriously
- You get a hankering for a blue raspberry slushy at 2am, and want to go to the gas station to get one? But your worried about sketchy men?
- No problem (because honestly there is no world where he would let you venture there alone)
- They take one look at David, and they turn their asses right around and drive to the other gas station cross town
- Surprisingly, David is actually quite patient with you.
- So as your poking around the snack aisle, looking for a bag of chips to go with your slushy
- He just calmly follows you around
- Or he sits on his bike and waits for you if there’s no one around
- This doesn’t happen as often though since he can be territorial clingy
- He wants to see you, and protect you and he can’t do that if your hidden behind the dark aisles of a store
