Batman is so dramatic. I am the night. Lightning strikes and all that jazz.
Joker’s first words of the series: “Jingle bells. Batman smells. Robin laid an egg. The batmobile lost a wheel and joker got away.” lol. It’s canon. And he has such a nice singing voice.
Is this a dream sequence? Christmas trees aren’t rocket launchers.
“Crashing through the roof in a one horse open tree,laughing as I go, laughing all the Wee-ha-ha.”
Is a Robin a teen? Ugh. I hate his costume. Why do I hate his costume? I miss teen titans robin. I am so judgmental.
Look at batman and robin making bets. Robin just wants to watch movies with you, Batman. He just wants to spend Christmas with you. He just wants to netflix and chill.
Hmm. Is this adaptation more father and son robin and batman or is filled with ho yay?
Robin: “Doesn’t it warm your heart to see everyone in the spirit of Christmas?”
Batman refuses to dignify that question with a response.
Robin is such a brat! I love it. His smug line of “You just can’t believe there’s no use for us for one night.” is beautiful. His voice is so young. He’s like the adorable puppy to Batman’s bulldog.
Batman, you judgmental fucker. The man didn’t rob the old lady. She dropped her gift and he returned it too her. If you’re gonna be a suspicious and judgmental fucker, I need to be able to judge alongside you. Why aren’t you stalking the rich people like this?
Batman/Robin bonding time!!
FUCK YOU, JOKER!!!!! YOU ARE INTERRUPTING BROMANCE TIME!!!
FUCK YOU, JOKER!!!! YOU KIDNAPPED JIM GORDON HIS WIFE, AND THE JOHN JAMESON KNOCKOFF!!
DON’T TOUCH THE MARRIED COUPLE!!
HER MOTHER IS ON THAT TRAIN, JOKER??!!! YOU ARE TAUNTING HER ABOUT THE TRAIN CRASHING AND MAKING HER CRY!! DIE, YOU SICK FUCK!!! DIE!!
I am so protective over the Gordons like you have no idea. Its been two episodes and I am so attached.
Gotta love gps/electronics/radar iintennas.
Joker is shotting at them from inside the observatory. FIGHT BATMAN LIKE A MAN, YOU COWARD!!!
Batman [on his walky talky]: Robin, operation cause and effect.
Joker has such an iconic laugh.
I GET THESE REFERENCES!!!
Evil nutcrackers are attacking.
THIS SHOW IS SO SILLY AND I LOVE IT!!!!
will the teddy bear turn evil too? “I love you berry much.”
Gordons are hanging above the cauldron.
“Let them go, Joker. Its me you want.”
jfc. the dialogue is so cliche. Its still charming.
Joker, you are such a manchild.
Also, batman, that could have been a gun or bomb. Why the hell didn’t you listen to robin and not open it.
Batman is giving his resting bitch face.
Batman is unamused at the pie to face.
He tripped over the skateboard and almost dropped in the cauldron. Batman saved him though.
NO, BATMAN!!!! LET THE FUCKER DIE.
YOU WILL REGRET THIS MOMENT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
More Christmas Carol references.
Jim Gordon is so giving. He’s an engel.
Robin: “And it is a wonderful life.”
Batman: “It has its moments.”
Joker is locked up in a padded cell where he belongs if he’s not buried six feet under ground.
Because Arkum Asylum is the world’s most shittiest prison that already lost him once, like twenty four hours ago.