This is what I think the batfam would say to Damian about his god awful haircut in batman ninja (no I did not watch it yet I only saw pictures of his hair)
Dick: uh so I made you a hair dresser appointment for Tuesday Alfred will take you
Jason: long silence for a beat and then so did you get into a fight with the hair clippers and lose?!
Damian: grandfather said I look very respectable
Tim: ras al ghul would he's blind and likely gave you that hair cut while dying
Bruce: it's uh an interesting choice
Damian: I'm killing you all *draws his sword*
Jason: you have literal bald spots do you want some wax for your head forget the bat signal we could just use your head and aim it at the sky
Damian: launches at Jason Bruce catches Damian like he's nothing more then a misbehaved kitten
Alfred: that's enough leave the poor boy and his poor fashion alone you all had godawful fashion phases. Tim do you remember that god awful ugly cowl you used to wear as red Robin, dick I have one word discowing, Bruce I distinctly remember a phase of you wearing some women's clothes and doing your goth makeup so badly it would scare the joker himself, and Jason you used to have a helmet that had lips. None of you can talk and if anyone mentions any of it I'm sending photos to Oracle of all of your awkward stages and Damian no drawing your sword in the house and do try to be on time for your appointment on Tuesday something must be done about that before you go off to school.
