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[allthegothihopgirls]

[the-undead-robin]

no artful images for you then.

[thewaynemanner]

I'm More of a Waffle Man, Myself

[Alfred in the kitchen cooking]

Damian: Pennyworth, what will be for breakfast this morning?

Alfred: Blueberry pancakes, Master Damian.

Damian: Hm, I'd rather have waffles this morning.

Alfred, pointedly: Well you are more than capable of making yourself waffles and it just so happens we have all the ingredients for making waffles in the pantry.

Tim: *snorting into his coffee*

Damian: Thank you for the astute, yet meaningless observations, Pennyworth. Please inform me when the waffles are ready for my consumption.

[Damian walks out of the kitchen]

Alfred: *shaking his head as he continues to flip pancakes*

Tim: I have the arsenic, you make his food. This could all be over, Alfie. Just say the word.

[the-undead-robin]

imagine minding your business, riding home on your bike after going get takeout and an entire tub of ice cream from the corner store (which you just had to stop an active robbery at like five minutes ago) to watch Phantom Of The Opera (2011) because you've got two fractured ribs, a bruised vertebrae, and mild seasonal allergies and the doctor said "just rest and take care of yourself" but your version of self care is self desecration via ice cream consumption and some DICKHEAD IN A TRUCK almost runs you over because gotham city sucks ass and the traffic is even worse. couldn't be me haha

[the-undead-robin]

shout out to the 31 people who just followed me while i was gone yall want anything from the gas station