Jul 22, 2024
Papa: when are you going to give me grandkids?
Me: Did—did you just skip my five and half older siblings to ask me this question??
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Papa: when are you going to give me grandkids?
Me: Did—did you just skip my five and half older siblings to ask me this question??
I love the batfam roleplay accounts because they're like "Hi i'm X Wayne-Inserttheothername" and just acknowledge every other account in the bat (lol) of an eye without asking question
goodbye ibn!!! aunty asa is spending time with you baby <3
@addison-wayne18 how long until ibn wakes up? if its less than a week im knocking him out again.
overheard someone say "if the Waynes are always being kidnapped why don't they just hire bodyguards?" and I LAUGHED
We're Waynes, OF COURSE we deal with scandals by creating a bigger scandal to distract everyone from the old scandal
We are Wayne kids, OF COURSE we are always 1000% willing and ready to help each other sneak out of galas
Me: WHAT IS THIS ATROCITY?! YOU ARE AN ADULT MAN—
Jason: IF IT'S EDIBLE IT'S EDIBLE—
Me: YOU INSULT MY ANCESTORS AND DISGRACE YOURS—
Jason: NOT EVERYONE CAN LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS MEL—
Richard: What's going on?
Timothy: Melody found out Jason's secret method of cooking rice.
Richard: ...what is it?
Timothy: He cooks rice without washing it first.
Me: swearing in Chinese
Jason: swearing in Spanish
in this family we don't open doors and walk through them like ordinary people, we break in through the window or crawl through the air vents