#bbeeew rants

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the gimmick blogs were a mistake

Checked Tumblr and saw MOTHER F-KING MICROSOFT X BING

WHAT?

HUH?

PARDON?

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some ponies

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the new complete list

Before we start honorable mentions go to @meowzartz , @bbeeew (me), @the-retailverse and @important-question-anon for not being gimmick blogs but being memorable or important

@totally-bing

@totally-official-yahoo

@totally-microsoft

@the-true-internet-explorer

@the-tumblur-searchbar

@the-veryreal-edge

@the-real-spotify

@the-real-google

@subway-offical

@speedway-official-unofficial

@realsafari

@official-fedex

@apple-music-official

@samsung-music-official

@nasa-real

@yahoo-official

@waffle-house-unofficial

@the-official-apple

@im-pandora-i-promise

@the-tumblur-searchbar

@us-costco-official

@america-runs-on-dunkin

@burger-king-unofficial

@burgerking-official

@yandex-search-fr

@duothelingo

@tim-hortans-official

@indisputably-ihop

@definitely-wikipedia

@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@firefox-official

@youtube-music

@totally-geico

@actually-amazon

@whataburger-unofficial

@definitely-tor-browser-official

@yahooo-official

@undeniably-chevron

@jack-in-the-box-official

@bingle-official

@walmart-the-official

@disney-the-official

@totally-mcdonalds

@costa-official

@asda-real

If I missed some please tell me!

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It's always "you can't fix shane" this and "he gets worse after marriage" that, but never "I'm just a little guy designed to romance him with chili peppers"

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dead plate spoilers/theory/analysis

you ever think about how rody dropped out/was forced to leave college of a hospitality degree meaning he probably sucks at dealing with people but now only works as retail/waiters so he's constantly dealing with people?

And on top of that it may also be a reason that manon broke up with him, he specifically can't function normally with people and he ends up being overly self sacrificing and nosey?

It also could affect with how he and Vincent interact, with Vincent being self sacrificing (similar to rody) but he is just more closed off and instead of it being for other people it's more selfish?

And that's why Vincent treats rody so nicely, because he recognizes a lot in him? (And he's a flaming homosexual but that's beside the point) he sees their self sacrificing ways and so rody gets favoritism and everyone else gets a hot grill to the face? And it's also why he wants rody to be the one to help him figure out how to taste again? Because he knows that he would likely eat it if he didn't know it was manon because of his need to help and be with other people?

No? just me? Ok.

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seeing this trend going around, so imma hop on it

House MD 2024 Headcannons

In an episode w/ a suddenly deaf person we catch Wilson listening to white girl music and singing along to it and house bullies him ("you know some people can't hear. You'd think they'd plug their ears too?" Or something)

In same episode house tries to see if they're faking being deaf by bringing in louder, more extravagant items (snap, clap, sudden scream, cymbals, air horn. Nothing works since the patient is deaf (and then for the last diagnosis is revealed to be deaf because of a blood clot blocking the signals from the ears or something))

Cameron slaps house

House gets a polyamorous patient, and through the std and slut shaming Wilson realizes some things (and then comes out 3 episodes later in his usual fashion)

chase gets called a man whore

Wilson gets called a man whore

Cuddy gets called a whore

Another really dramatic/gay Wilson scene. Probably about how Wilson is enabling house and how he is horrible because of it and house doesn't stand up for him or say anything about it. He does eventually but Wilson is upset for another episode or two.

Big reveal that Wilson is transmasc. House makes a joke about doing him, Wilson agrees, the ducklings™ feel scarred. (It doesn't happen tho). House drinks realizing he might be a little gay.

Chase is homophobic and Wilson assaults him (probably kicks him or punches his gut) for saying a cancer patient deserved it for being gay (like a specific kind of gay. Idk which, but probably a freaky kinkster. Huge talk with cuddy. House is there too.)

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHEN PPL TALK ABOUT WHY THEY DONT MARRY SHANE, COULD IT NOT BE "he gets worse after 🥺🥺"

SPOILER ALERT. HE DOESN'T. "b-but he talks about drinking 🥺" AND HE STILL GOES TO THE BAR AFTER THE 8 HEART EVENT. DID WE ALL COLLECTIVELY FORGET THE AFTERMATH OF THE 14 HEART EVENT? THE ONE WHERE HE TELLS THE PLAYER DIRECTLY THAT HE'S DRINKING SODA AND TO NOT STRESS ABOUT IT? DID WE FORGET HOW UPSET HE WAS WHEN HE FOUND OUT THE FARMER THOUGHT HE WAS ABUSING IT AGAIN? DID WE FORGET THAT JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE RELAPSES OR DOESN'T QUIT COLD TURKEY DOESN'T MEAN THEY DONT DESERVE LOVE?

FOR ONCE BE CREATIVE OR TREAT HIM LIKE YOU DO THE OTHERS. LET IT BE "he's just not the one I go after" OR "I had a family member struggle with similar themes and his heart events bring back trauma" OR EVEN SOMETHING LIKE "I just don't like how alcohol heavy it is"

JESUS AND HIS MOTHER MARY.

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guess who called young daca would have a gay little ponytail 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥