Nog Too Long Ago
“You know, I should feel slighted that I wasn’t invited to one of your fancy shindigs... what do you UPR call it again?” “The BUF Festival!” “Ah, yes. Your Bright Universe Festival... Festival. Ahem, as I was saying, I should feel slighted, but they gave me the next best thing.” Rendain pretended to examine his nails as he regarded the solitary clone left aboard the Nova, his hands chained together behind his back. “Uhh... a hairpiece?” “What would I need with- no, not a hairpiece!” Slighted, Rendain adjusted the collar of his shirt, smoothed back (what little he had left of) his hair, and recomposed himself. There was no way he was going to let someone as low as a UPR clone get to him. “It’s you, dear boy.” “I’m your BUF Festival gift?!” Oscar Mike started to gag inside his helmet, wishing he could be rid of the damn thing. “Of a sorts,” Rendain continued, not wanting to lose the point he was trying to make. “They left an idiot like you to guard the ship, making it easy for me to get onboard. Your AI, this Nova you have, she would be invaluable to the Jennerit. Now if you’ll show me to where her core is located.” “Ha ha, you just played yourself, flat top. If I’m so stupid, why would I know where that is?” The clone blew raspberries in his direction... only to realize he was covering the inside of his helmet in his own spit. “... point,” the Commander conceded, but that wouldn’t be enough to dissuade him. Armoured fingers clawed at the back of the clone’s shirt, lifted him from off the ground to Rendain’s full height. “Then I should just kill you and be done with your prattling.” “No no no no, wait! At least... before you throw me out the airlock...” “Hmm, a good choice, I hadn’t thought of that one. I was just going to rip your head from your body.” “Or not that! At least give a man one last drink before you do... not that. For the holidays?” With a roll of scarlet eyes, Rendain lowered the UPR clone back to his feet, and meandered over to the nearby table where a large pitcher sat, along with several empty glasses. He poured one for each of them, held one out for the clone to take, and then suddenly remembered his bindings. “How... do you drink with that helmet on?” “I don’t. You got a straw?” “Enough!” Rendain threw back the drink and sneered at how sweet and thick it felt as it coated his throat. He was more used to wine, drinks that had been aged for centuries under just the right conditions. But it was a burst of laughter from the helmeted RDC trooper that quirked a brow. “What are you on about now?” “I’m pretty sure that eggnog’s gone bad by now!” “Bad... what do you m-... oh.” Ghalt had been bugging him to throw that eggnog out for week’s now, and he’d finally taken it out of the fridge to do just that when the ship had been boarded. Oh, the story he’d tell the others, how his forgetfulness finally paid off in defeating the feared Rendain. The twisting pain in Rendain’s gut had him doubled over, almost to his knees as the curdled nog worked its magic on his insides. A horrible gurgling followed, descending with the pain until- “Bathroom!” “Airlock’s looking like a great idea now, isn’t it?!” Oscar Mike called after him as he disappeared down the hallway in search of relief.











