#bdocs

[hmshermitcraft]

Some non crackship silliness: Bdubs sleeping the moment the sun touches the horizon means that half the server is phantom bait. Since he's one of whatever the alive counterparts to phantoms are called, those players also smell tasty to him. Naturally, certain Hermits tease his (other) partners, and also him, with many many innuendoes about this.

Even Scar and Cub, who as Vex also get those player-eating innuendoes used to tease their partners.

Doc also gets the additional teasing of having taken a resource pack to make him perceive phantom screeching as Bdubs telling him to sleep.

Sometimes that screeching is, it turns out, not phantoms. Sometimes it's Bdubs, who could smell Doc through the many layers of earth because when was the last time he slept.

The punishment for this horrible insult of mistaking Bdubs for a common phantom is a good night's sleep with him. Coincidentally, what he was coming to get Doc for anyway! Funny how those things work out.

[ka-2-yacraft]

There’s rumors abound surrounding the mayor’s office. The Hermit Herald is sure to cover each one

mayor scar has been seen going on private dates with a young black haired man. is it an affair? why has the mystery man been seen in the same outfits as mayor scar's husband? hermit herald writer cubfan has chosen not to comment (except on picking the best looking photos). * cub changing his age via vex magic intensifies *

mayoral campaign captain and member of hep bdubs is rumored to be having illicit meetings with known mafia boss and rumored resistance member doc

joe hills's reign of leaving dogs scattered across town only to come back and "catch" them continues

[incorrect-hermitship-quotes]

How bout a bdoc?

Doc: I dare you to marry me.

Bdubs: Yeah, not falling for that.

Doc: Okay. Then I win.

Bdubs: Wait. No you don’t. You’re not winning! I’m gonna marry you so hard! In fact, let’s make the date today! I’m sure someone on this server can marry us!

Tango: DOC WHAT DID YOU DO

[hmshermitcraft]

I remember a theory that Creepers were plant based and since spring is here, have some Doc and Bdubs

Spring tended to be a very busy time. Between building, shop maintenance, server maintenance and winter coats being shed, it's a suprise the place still looks clean!

Doc and Bdubs had different problems when it came to spring: instead of shedding anything, the two of them get littered with blooming springflowers and buds in turn of the warmer days, which attracts bees. And building with bees buzzing and lightly bumping around and into you can get very annoying.

Worse is that you can't do anything about it! Void forbid you accidentally hit a bee for whatever reason - they only pay with blood

The two of them share a mutual agreement and understanding for their mild distaste for spring.

~🪶

The flowers are pretty, at least. Bdubs quite likes the thought that he himself is a canvas! All the different colours creating a painting across him.

It would be a wonderful thing. If not for the bees.

Doc is about two more buzzes away from cursing it all and spraying himself with pesticide. He never does. But the urge is always there.

They'd get together and grumble more often, but unfortunately that results in. Double the bees. So they stick to leaning on each other at night and light-heartedly cursing nature.

[hmshermitcraft]

Doc has definitely dabbled in magic before. He’s not every good at it since he’s not really born with any but he tries! He is learning under Joe’s guidance. Bdubs is very good at magic, faery magic specially (not to be confused with elven magic). He feels vaguely threatened by Doc. - 🎶📂 anon

(I had to reread this because I read tries as trans - Mod Royal)

He also feel strangely attracted to him. It‘a probably nothing. He certainly doesn’t stay up at night thinking about what Doc can do to him.

[hmshermitcraft]

Bdubs loves the feel of Doc’s fur against his skin. It’s warm and fluffy, and his cybernetics balance it out perfectly. Bdubs can’t help but wonder if all of Doc is like this… well, only one way to find out :)

So he starts exploring Docs body first with his hands then with some other things ;)

[hmshermitcraft]

Note from Fox Dove,

I ship everything within reason.

That being said.

Doc and BDubs Season 7 is very much "I took half the house in the divorce". They moved too close to each other, fought a lot, then got lonely and missed each other, but didn't want to admit it.

In the end, The Mycelium Resistance teamed up with HEP to get the two back together again. Watching them cry themselves to sleep, or comforting them but not managing to get rid of that sadness they both held was too much for their friends. They just wanted them to be happy.

Bdubs sleep schedule was very sacred to him which was why they split the house in two as Doc stayed up all night working and being loud. Maybe just maybe they’ll realize how much they love each other before the other hermits rip out their hair.

[ka-2-yacraft]

Take a mafia love interest romance story

Except it’s Bdubs and Doc so nothing goes the same

Bdubs wanders into a shady meeting going on with mafia boss Doc present. Except Bdubs is the mayor’s right hand man and knows exactly who he is and how he needs to get the fuck outta dodge. He bolts before anyone can do anything.

Doc sends his goons after him. It’s a good plan, they’re bigger and faster than Bdubs so they catch up before he can make it anywhere safe. Except this is Bdubs, Mr. I get stopped in a metal detector every time I go into the office. He pulls a knife on the goons.

Bdubs gets the info to Mayor Scar. Doc’s meeting spot is busted, but it’s not the end of the world, he has more than enough illicit spots. He turns his sights to intimidation, he can’t juts let someone so high up in the town’s hierarchy stand against him so blatantly. He decides to take a personal approach. Bdubs doesn’t back down. 

Doc rolls up in a car with blacked out windows, Bdubs starts yelling at Doc from the sidewalk about driving regulations and how he must think he’s *so* spooky. Doc intercepts him on his walk home from work, Bdubs takes him out at the knees at his first short joke. When he spots Doc lingering outside the mayor’s office, Bdubs spends the night there sleeping in his private office bed. When Doc manages to get a meeting with Mayor Scar under “legitimate” business, Bdubs “spills” his coffee over his lap before cancelling the meeting for Scar.