Sung by John, released on the American album Beatles VI in June 1965
A bad little kid moved into my neighborhood
He won't do nothing right
Just sitting down and looks so good
He don't want to go to school and learn to read and write
Just sits around the house and plays the rock and roll music all night
Well, he put some tacks on teacher's chair
Puts chewing gum in little girl's hair
Now, junior, behave yourself
Buys every Rock and Roll book on the magazine stand
Every dime that he gets, (oh), he's off to the jukebox man
Well he worries his teacher 'til at night she's ready to poop
From rocking and a rolling, spinning in a hula-hoop
Well his rock and roll has gotta stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now, junior, behave yourself, aw!
Aw!
Aw!
Gonna tell your mama, you better do what she said
Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head
You shoot the canary, and you fed it to the neighbor's cat
You gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat
Well, in mama's head it's got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now, junior, behave yourself, whoa
Not Such A Bad Boy (Paul McCartney)
From the movie and album Give My Regards to Broad Street
I laughed at the teachers
Who taught in my school
They kept one armed bandits in the swimming pool
They don't understand me
But they never will
And if was there I'd be telling them still
I'm not such a bad boy no more, no more, no more
I'm not such a bad boy no more, no more, no more
I followed the leader
Into her tent
But nobody told me that she owed some rent
She wanted to love me,
I wanted to go.
But she taught me things that I needed to know
I'm not such a bad boy no more, no more, no more
I'm not such a bad boy no more, no more, no more
She wanted to love me,
I wanted to go
Well she taught me things that I needed to know
I'm not such a bad boy no more, no more, no more
I'm not such a bad boy no more, no more, no more
I talked to my lawyer,
he picked up my bail
Won't someone get me out of this lousy jail?
We're both in agreement
that crime never pays
And I should be out in a couple of days
I'm not such a bad boy no more, no more, no more
I'm not such a bad boy no more, no more, no more
I'm not such a bad boy no more, no more, no more
I'm not such a bad boy no more, no more, no more