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"its a painless procedure with a low rate of failure but very few patients survive" top surgery

Told my friend I was making pickled potatoes and cabbage for my family Fourth of July party.

He said:

“Oh, is it at the old folks home?”

my smol teeny tiny birthday girl <3

My love <3

Ymir & Historia: (Chug pills out of a bottle labbled "A supportive and caring familly")

If I can’t come up with a better summary before I finish it, I’m stealing that, thanks in advance.

Oracle: Ur gonna die, Emma Swan. You can change the way you get to that destination but it is totes gonna happen. Mwhahahahaha.

Emma: Oh, okay. That's a drag. I guess my family'll have to go collect me from the Underworld for another crappy 1/2 season. Chiz.

Oracle: What? Wait...

Me (shaking A&E by the shirt collars): Do you see how letting characters return from the dead lowers your stakes, now? Do you? DO YOU?

#because basically