#because bear

[pointyfruit]

Random Headcanon: Glamrock Freddy -or really most freddys- is a heavy sleeper. The bear appreciates a nap whenever he gets it.

[trans-bastard-dogboy]

if ur a trans dude who’s chubby and hairy, i have a suggestion of a tattoo to get

[angel-of-the-lorde]

eating only salmon and berries and honey for the rest of my life will turn me into a real man

[puncromancer]

what is a bear? is a panda a bear? is a lion a bear? define a bear. what makes a bear different than any other animal?...a bear could be almost anything

Hello from the Magic Tavern episode 63

[double-o-donut]

DID YOU KNOW THERE’S A POLAR BEAR SANCTUARY IN CANADA???

it would be like an absolute DREAM to work there but they have no job/career page on the site, so i don’t know what to do. i just want to send in my resume and be like PLEASEE

[puncromancer]

you know there’s all those posts going around about A universe and E universe berenstain bears going around, but i clearly remember it being bearenstain bears as a kid. Like i’m genuinely upset to find that i’m from an alternate pun filled universe and i got stuck in this garbage heap of a universe.

[puncromancer]

jake do you know about the joy and wonder that is Bear Country, the drive-through wildlife park in South Dakota? because i feel like this would be relevant to your interests.

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING NEWS I HAVE EVER RECEIVED AND HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS SOONER?

[puncromancer]

Look I'm sorry for ruining your barbecue. Although to be fair the flier did say bearbecue so I assumed BYOB stood for bring your own bear