Jan 3, 2023
Peter: Oh my God. If baby oil dissolves condoms, what the fuck does it do to babies?!
Tony: This may he shocking to you, but condoms and babies are made out of different materials
Harley: it's like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom. Baby defeats baby oil. And condom defeats baby!
Tony: exactly. Wait. How the fuck do you know that baby oil dissolves condoms!?
Peter: *awkward laugh* that's a funny story actually! Umm, you see- *runs away*
Tony: HEY! GET BACK HER YOU LITTLE SHIT! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT BABY OIL DISSOLVES CONDOMS!?
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