if I was part of the mcu (pt. 34)
Bucky: *leaving bar after date*
me: oooooooo, what’s the tea bestie spill I want all the details:DD
Bucky, muttering: how the fuck does she keep finding me
Bucky: go away.
Me: ha. No. Anyway, tell me:) I’m kidding don’t. I don’t particularly care about romantic relationships or anything I’m here just so you know that I know and so I can change your contact name
Bucky, now suspicious: what are you going to-
Me: the rizzard of Oz *slaps hand on building wall wheezing because I cannot keep a straight face saying that to him lmao*
Bucky: no.
Me: but you understood that reference
Bucky: *walking away*
Me: no come- *wheezing* come back wait- *trailing after him*











