#because tbh

[lilacevans]

Mafia Ari tending to your wounds himself. He sits you on the bathroom counter, or his desk, then very slowly pulls up your dress.

"I need to take a better look at your scrapes," He says, his fingertips brushing the skin of your thighs.

He sits down in front of you. With a wet cloth he dabs at your knees, wiping away dirt, his touch so very tender.

Your breath hitches when Ari spreads your legs slightly.

"Making sure I won't miss a scratch." Ari's gaze seems to be focused on your wounds, but somehow you feel it reaching further up, between your thighs.

He's delicate as he smears antiseptic on your injuries. Then he leans in, gently blowing on your skin. Goosebumps travel up your legs, a shiver going straight into your core.

"There," Ari smiles at you, his fingers circling your ankle. "That should set in while I run you a hot bath."

combing through my asks and found this from 2023 and will absolutely be modded to be included in pete’s place some how because brrrrrrrrrrrr😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[tiredandanxi0us]

so what we're learning is that Stolas is the OG stolitz fanfic writer

[felsecyan]

I knew Black Ops 7 wasn't going to be SHIT lmao. I fucking told you all.

I knew that the second I heard Black Ops 6 was using AI in its loading screens that it was going to go further. So. We got some stranger things shit, and we have to kill a god?! ZAMN!!! I was right to despise this game before it was released.

Okay. Jokes aside, please, please, please, don't buy this game. I know it's rich coming from the linux-only user that's a BOCW fan who can't play BOCW, but I'm being so serious right now. If you need that follow up on Black Op 6's story so bad, then just watch a playthrough. People are already uploading the campaign's story, all its fuck ass bossfights, and whatnot. Please don't buy this game. It reeks of AI slop, which is unethical, the story is also likely AI slop, and over all, there are better games out there. Also, they might've used AI code, which is a MASSIVE no no because of the security risks that poses. Your security could be compromised if you play this game. And if for some reason, all of what I've just listed and the thousands of videos explaining why this game is complete garbage in every way doesn't sway you, then pirate it.

Don't support shit like this. We all deserve better.

[zombiechoir]

Get yourself a partner that is willing to watch the Lord of the Rings special extended edition with you.

[outdatedprometheus]

The collective unconscious? Evil government drugs made by an offshoot of MKUltra??? Therapist having the worst day of his life????? Are we talking about hit video game In Sound Mind or The Prescription by Will Wood?

[fixated-on-something]

Dude Season 5 had so much fuckery that as I was writing I had to stop and go “wait- was this character brought to future Fillory? Did they clarify if lorians and floaters were even brought back? Who’s still alive?” And then sighed and went “it doesn’t fucking matter I’m writing them in anyway.”

[prismatic-starstuff]

Okokokok consider that Morgott tried to become elden lord himself but wasn't willing to burn the thorns and is totally loyal to an order that doesn't give a shit about him and so part of unlocking the Morgott For True King Of Leyndell questline is finding a way to convince him that he deserves better... Or finding enough evidence to convince him that what his mommy really wanted from the Shattering was for someone to kill her.

Yes!! This is absolutely something you'd have to do in the Morgott Takes The Elden Ring And You Become His Elden Lord ending; you'd have to help him realise that, despite his love of the Erdtree and all that it represents, the only way to make things better is to go through it. You'd have to help him realise that he's suffered so much for something that's given nothing back. And he'd be utterly heartbroken... but he has the Tarnished now; someone who loves in return, someone who gives rather than solely taking. That gives him the strength to face these things, accept them, and overcome them.

[containsxmultitudes]

Me: I’m gonna play sims today, and ope, looks like I can attempt to interior design a place for my sims cause I’ve never really put effort into that and I think it’d be fun to be able to mess around with building, decorating, or both haha. Probably won’t do much.

Me, now, hours later: Have I never seen a house in my life? What the fuck was I THINKING with those fucKING WINDOWS! I’m gonna do better.