#bedside manner

[whimsicalgayalpaca]

bedside manner

[infernal666inquisition]

"Bedside Manner"

Michelle Alter

[shousetsubangbang]

Shousetsu Bang*Bang Issue 115: Bedside Manner

cover by Pastel

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Without a Trace, by Domashita Romero (地下ロメロ)

Spike Traps and Other Adventuring Hazards, by Fil-in-the-blank

Map of the World, by Hyakunichisou 13 (百日草 十三)

Bedside Manners, by Howe-Yeing Pon

Beautyberry, by Greta Jia-Kang Cabrel

Iterum, by Chiyohana Odile (千代花 オディール) *

Proboscis Me Please, Daddy, by Devin Ambrosia *

The Man With the Golden Syringe, by shukyou (主教)

*illustrated

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Hands-On Procedure, by Iron Eater

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Loneliness. Anxiety. Despair. Apathy. The modern world can often be isolating, confusing, even heartbreaking. Just going about your day can feel like being battered from all sides by hate and fear. Even purported escapes from outright fascist tyranny are often policed by purity cultures that only allow sanitized, family-friendly content.  Many people reaching for that rainbow aren’t getting the help they need.

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(For summaries, creators’ notes, and more, we would usually tell you to see this issue’s entry on the Shousetsu Bang*Bang wiki. In the interim, however, please visit the relevant Google Doc of contributor commentary for similar content.)

[nursearia]

Pretty sure a good dose of me is what you're missing 😉

[comfortingcatharsis]

A character praising another throughout caring for/treating/tending to the other character, telling them what a good job they're doing, how brave they're being, how well they're responding to instructions, how proud they are of them- a litany of reassurance specifically praising the character being subjected to potentially painful treatment or wound tending for what they're enduring.

[whumpster-dumpster]

Robot Caretaker doing a bang-up job of treating Whumpee's illness/injuries but having no idea how to actually comfort them

[18catsreading]

Dr. Knife: Have you been falling a lot lately?

Hugi: huh?

Dr. Knife: HAVE YOU BEEN FALLING A LOT LATELY?

[custardfist]

’𝗚𝗢 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞’ 👣

Meh… Not really funny.