#bee box

[thefoldedcranedice]

Bee dice box!

[queenvladislaus]

Hadley has been working in the new “garden” lately. There are bee boxes because why not I guess. They have a HUGE backyard and it maes me uncomfortable that there’s so much room.

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[dollyllama108]

This is Shu. Shu won’t shut up about the bee box. Shu lives in an apartment with no backyard.

So I filled his apartment with bees.

The TV is constantly on Pollinator pay-per-view. You touch the remote, you get stung.

Bees, bees, bees on a spree Bees, bees, bees while you pee

They’re always there. Watching you with their compound eyes. Judging you for your inability to regurgitate calorically dense non-Newtonian fluids.

Don’t try to escape by going into your other girlfriend’s room. Those bees are hers! Get your own!

Shu is one of thirteen main characters in a bleak existential comedy/drama. He used to represent the effects of emotional servitude and hypercreativity in a universe where it’s impossible to create anything truly new. From now on, he represents the effects of emotional servitude and hypercreativity in a universe where it’s impossible to create anything truly new and also his apartment is full of bees.

YOU ASKED FOR THIS. IDIOT.

[danddfan-madeconcepts]

1004 Bee Box (trap idea)

Here's one for you Dm's that want some trap loot that involves BEES!

Appearance: A red wedding ring box that has an anonymous hum coming from it. When opened there is a small slit for where the ring would be.

Description: This box of bees, made by a trickster, has bees come out of the ring slit at astounding speed. Per 7 seconds 100 bees can come out of the box, till it is empty. Each 50 bees can deal 1d4-1 damage. Having an AOE spell at the ready when opening this box, to deal with the absurd large amount of bees

Attribute: The box shots out 100 bees per turn till it deposits 1004 bees

-each 50 bees deal 1d4-1 damage.

[rachelsmoneytree-blog]

Chad buys a bee box.

The bees like Chad.  Look at Chad smiling.  Chad seems a bit sweet on the bees, too.

[thecauliflower]

I ordered this, clean wood box Square as a chair and almost too heavy to lift. I would say it was the coffin of a midget Or a square baby Were there not such a din in it.

The box is locked, it is dangerous. I have to live with it overnight And I can’t keep away from it. There are no windows, so I can’t see what is in there. There is only a little grid, no exit.

I put my eye to the grid. It is dark, dark, With the swarmy feeling of African hands Minute and shrunk for export, Black on black, angrily clambering.

How can I let them out? It is the noise that appals me most of all, The unintelligible syllables. It is like a Roman mob, Small, taken one by one, but my god, together!

I lay my ear to furious Latin. I am not a Caesar. I have simply ordered a box of maniacs. They can be sent back. They can die, I need feed them nothing, I am the owner.

I wonder how hungry they are. I wonder if they would forget me If I just undid the locks and stood back and turned into a tree. There is the laburnum, its blond colonnades, And the petticoats of the cherry.

They might ignore me immediately In my moon suit and funeral veil. I am no source of honey So why should they turn on me? Tomorrow I will be sweet God, I will set them free.

The box is only temporary.

[ristretto-espresso]

A story in 4 parts.

[ristretto-espresso]

Reasons why I don’t post on tumblr much anymore.