through the looking glass 🤍

25 | she/her | “sometimes” mash (main: existential-queen)

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

[slutdge]

i love being a pervert online with all of you

[myriap0da]

RIP hawkeye pierce you would have loved drag bars and having pronouns in your bio

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[gloomsday]

fun with gradients

(i also posted a few more nsfw gradient colored sketches over on ao3 ♡)

[beejwatch]

@hillmouse asked me to make this and i really dont know why like i dont understand at all

[prawniscuous]

[beejtits]

inaugural post

[prawniscuous]

[fatmagic]

[personontheswing]

watching mash and its like in klinger and his date from the 8063rd are in a lifelong relationship --wait no debbie doesn't want that they've broken up. charles and his korean escort well he's going to raise her to high status and make her marriagable material -- wait no sooni doesnt want that. bj and hawk are sick of each other and fighting and hawk has gone to sleep in the kids room -- wait no they love each otehr and are making up and will be friends forever. and your telling me they're NOT married????

[fleetn-crab85]

I really don’t think photos of this moment do it enough justice because BJ really just does this unprompted

[oldmabeuf]

70s disco loudly playing in the background

summertime at the 4077th

[willgrahamscock]

mutuals are kind of like a found family of perverts

[ensign-ancic]

right......

[loopnoid]

more catdog beejhawks for oomf's birthday

[freelance-abortionist]

teeth.