Hawkeye and Trapper: two mirrors reflecting into infinity until you can't see either anymore.
Hawkeye and Henry: the overworked under paid college dean and depressed class clown start drinking at the same bar.
Hawkeye and Margaret: they hate each other's masks so much that all they can do is rip them off and be themselves.
Hawkeye and Radar: what if your inner child saw all the bullshit you got up to and still loved you anyway?
Hawkeye and Klinger: a pair of caged birds trying to pick the lock.
Hawkeye and Charles: Symphony No. 7 in A major, Op. 92 / Entrance of the Gladiators Mashup. Beautiful music was made anyway.
Hawkeye and Potter: the soldier that became a doctor and the doctor that became a soldier. The man you never were and the man you'll never be in thirty years meeting somewhere in the middle and shaking hands.
Hawkeye and Frank: American, American't, American-can can you do the can-can?
Hawkeye and Father Mulcahy: God's smile looks something like a punchline.
Hawkeye and BJ: two mirrors facing opposite directions with their backs glued together.
