#beginner band

[epikperzon]

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[talesofthemusicroom]

Grade 6 clarinet player, while setting up at the beginning of class: “I don’t want to play today. Band is so boring.”

Me: “What? How can band be boring, look at all this cool music we’ve learned and all the new skills you have!”

Clarinet player: “Yeah, but all we do is play an instrument. We never do anything fun.”

At which point I gratefully took advantage of one of the trumpet players having put their valves back in wrong after oiling, because all that was going through my head was variations on “…wut?” But seriously, guys, apparently I need to advertise harder to the kids that in band you… play instruments? And learn music? I mean, it’s a mystery to me how a kid who has seen the bands perform for three years prior to joining band, AND whose older sisters were both in band (one of them is currently the senior euphonium section leader) came out with that statement…

[talesofthemusicroom]

So today was just a barrel of NOPE at every grade level.

French Horn Girl: “Hey Miss S., meet poop!”

Me: “UM.”

FHG: waves an honest-to-god POO PLUSHIE at me. WHY DOES THIS EXIST.

Sax Girl, later the same class, after we have played “Go Tell Aunt Rhodie” for the first time… “That sounded like farts!”

…apparently this year’s theme is scatological commentary. WONDERFUL. I’M SO PLEASED. (actually secretly I am, it’s hilarious.)

 In younger child news, this also happened…

Me: passing out note name quizzes to the grade 3/4 class.

Grade 4 Boy, sounding like some sort of unholy combination of Elvis Presley and Humphrey Bogart: “Thanks, Sweetheart!”

Me: “NOPE.”

Student: “…yeah, okay.”

 AND in older child news: Drama student, during a game of Queen’s Court (aka Royal Mistakes): “Oh my Queen, if you help me with medicine for my chickens, you can have my husband!”

Me: “NOPE.”

 Was it a full moon today? Tell me it was a full moon…

[talesofthemusicroom]

Oh HELLO King of the Fart Noises, I wondered if you were back this year! And I’m so glad that you’ll be sharing your crown with one of my first-year-band girls, who just HAD to tell me an extended and incredibly ridiculous story about someone farting really loudly onstage during a concert. I wish I could say I responded maturely, but nope, I laughed so hard the kids got a chance to comment on my face turning red. Great start to the year as a mature authority figure, right?

[band-shenanigans]

"righty tighty, lefty loose-y"

- the first thing you learn in beginner band

-saxy bassoon

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