#bellatrix leatrange

[asktheheirofslytherin]

I ship Abraxas and Bellatrix and also Lucius and Bellatrix. Can you see these two ships happening?

Bellatrix would kill Lucius within a month. Or at least have him so grovelling and docile you would mistake him for one of the more agreeable peafowl.

Abraxas would have been more her type, and could have seen it if they were in the same generation.

[askmrsmalfoy]

do you have any gossip about bella's love life? what's the most interesting thing you know?

The most interesting thing I know is that a certian someone is a huge affectionate softie, despite claiming the opposite of himself. Loves to be held by my sister, constantlu tells her how lovely she is, Bella gushes about him constantly in detail to my dismay. Of course this individual will remain a secret, Bella would be quite cross if I said anything and embarrassed him, but I think it'd be fun for him to know that I hear pretty much everything.

[askmrsmalfoy]

"Andy put that book down you read it all the time " Bellatrix said looking annoyed

"There is no friend as loyal as a book" Andromeda snapped back

“How would you know a true and loyal friend, Andy? You’re too busy reading to really have any.” said Narcissa, with gleeful venom in her voice.

[askmrsmalfoy]

May I request a roast of the Dark Lord? I know you have opinions.

A roast? Meaning all in good fun? No one ending up with bruised egos or consequences? Why I'd be happy to oblige!

I hate when he arrives at my home, unannounced, to just stay for days. It spooks me to see him lounging around, and I believe he knows it. I was under the impression that he had his own abode and hadn't a need for mine, but I suppose he's unable to replicate the same luxiourious amenities on his own. He's lucky I'm so welcoming even under short notice.

He most certianly needs a pedicure, especially if he's going to be walking around barefoot for everyone to see. I wouldn't think a man with such pride for himself would want to advertise how he doesn't take care of his feet constantly. This is without critiquing how gross it is in general to walk around barefoot. He's professed before that he's not proficient in medicinal magic, so I hope he steps on a stray nail and has to ask for his least favorite thing. Help.

He refuses to accept or ask for assistance when he truly needs it. Running the world is not a one man job. In fact it makes his regime quite vulnerable to not have other quality leaders at his disposal, whom he trusts. He even hesitates to let Bella take over areas of his administration, a grievance often brought up at our tea sessions. He's rather run himself and everything he's worked for, everything WE'VE worked for as a community, into the ground.

I've seen photos of how nice he used to look, very nice actually, so it seems on trend for him to run a good thing into the ground.

[askmrsmalfoy]

Can you tell me about any childhood memories of bellatrix ?

One time I made myself sick eatting an entire cake my mother had prepared for a holiday party. Bella would be the one to get in trouble for this, because she was obviously supposed to be keeping and eye on me. Best years of my life. It's probably why she's such a headache now.

[askmrsmalfoy]

can we have some bellatrix and narcissa head cannons ? <3

[[ I've always imagined they were both closer to Andromeda than eachother before the incident, but afterwards became very close and are now eachothers best friend as adults. It definitely wasn't always like that though.

When they were little Bella was Cissa's favorite person and she wanted everything to do with her. She copied her clothes, took her shoes, took her toys, everything. Bella on the other hand wanted nothing to do with her and took every opportunity to be very mean to her.

This continued until Cissa started school and her additude changed to being too cool to hang out with her big sister(s) unless of course she needed her for protection something like it.

I've also interestingly thought that Cissa was the "bad" kid of the bunch and it just always went unnoticed because she was the pretty baby of the family who could do no wrong. Whereas Bella was assumed by their parents to be the bad one and was always in trouble, most often for things Cissa caused. Even as adults I'd wager that Cissa is more conniving than Bella, she's just more subdued in how she goes about things. ]]

[askmrsmalfoy]

back in school did you ever walk in on bella...? what was that like and alsooo is bella a lil bit gay?

Getting changed? Studying? Walk in on what exactly? Bella only attended school with me for a few years before she graduated, but I would often wander into her dorm to pester her.

We went to school in the late 60's into the 70's and Bellatrix was one of the few people I knew who were completely straight. I cannot stress enough how much she loves men.

[askmrsmalfoy]

FMK: Bellatrix ( if she wasn’t your sister ) , Walburga (if you weren’t related) or Rita Skeetet ;)

Kill Rita Skeeter, as payback for publishing very personal and private details about my family.

Fuck Bella, I don't see her as the most stable marriage partner.

And marry Walburga, because I see her as a very stable marriage partner.