Nov 19, 2025
If I was El I would NEVER trust another man ever ever ever in my LIFE. point blank period. Literally EVERY SINGLE MAN SHE KNOWS HAS LIED TO HER !! WTF !!
Brenner, Owens, Henry, Hopper, Mike, on and on and on and on.
The only people she's close to that NEVER lied to her are Joyce and Max.......let that sink in
If I was El when she finishes saving the world again in the s5 Finale, i'd be like okay bye! fuck y'all, bye, yeah ur welcome for saving your asses again, now fuck off, i'm trying to go on vacation or something with my bestie and my mom likeee Fuck you guys 😭🖕 oh also my name is Jane stop fucking calling me by the number I was assigned at the torturous hospital i was held captive at ! Hasta la vista 👋
#also emphasis on CLOSE TO#im not saying Lucas or Dustin ever lied to her#tho Lucas kind of did#i just mean characters shes narratively closest to that have or havent lied to her#eleven stranger things#jane hopper#el jane hopper#stranger things#st5#why would a man be there#?!!!#no cause its actually pissing me off !!#why woukd a man bbe thereee#and people say that bylers hate el..#bello?#were here#and more passionate about her peace than you are babe
