#benson speaks

[dustywarbler]

hello yes daily reminder for ya’ll Americans to 

go 

the 

fuck 

to 

SLEEP

[dustywarbler]

so my computer did that thing where it puts a red squiggly line under a misspelled word and the word was “Warfstache” and I though golly what stupid spelling suggestion are you gonna recommend this time and I right-clicked the word and the one and only spelling suggestion was “Heartache” 

[dustywarbler]

Amethyst calling Peridot “Dot”, reblog if you agree.

[dustywarbler]

Lemme know if you wanna see a fic set in the 1920s/30s with the JSE/Markiplier/Ethan Egos + Teamiplier

...because I got a couple ideas!

@martinplier @i-am-a-fan @halcyonhaunting @cheers-love-tracer-is-bae

[dustywarbler]

remember how I asked ya’ll for your opinions on a 1920s/30s fic for the Egos/Jack/Teamiplier?

@martinplier @i-am-a-fan @halcyonhaunting @damien-iplier 

guess who’s halfway through sketchin out the plot, bitches

[dustywarbler]

*crazed laughter*

@i-am-a-fan @martinplier @halcyonhaunting @damien-iplier

[dustywarbler]

it’s 3am and I can’t tell if my stomach is growling because it’s hungry or because it’s still digesting my dinner or something else - a novel by me

[dustywarbler]

i can’t decide whether to draw Wilford Warfstache with a knife or a gun @martinplier @i-am-a-fan please I need feedback this is important

also I’ve discovered anatomy is hard as FFFFFFFFFFKT