"i just think they're cute," i say as i list the most problematic and/or impossible ships ever

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"i just think they're cute," i say as i list the most problematic and/or impossible ships ever
I really wanna start reading books again but whenever I start reading one, my brain tries to make it Dean/Cas/Benny or Cas/Benny or Dean/Cas... Then I go to read some Dean/Cas fics and if Benny's even just mentioned, my brain is gonna come up with ideas about how it could become Dean/Cas/Benny. There's no winning for me lol
Benny/Dean/Castiel supremacy
When Dean first met Benny he was leery about befriending a Vampire. It was just the residue of living life as a hunter and seeing all monsters as forever evil. But in the search for Castiel, Dean and Benny became friends and Dean soon trusted Benny with his very life. When they finally found Cass, Dean's life was calm again. He had a kick-ass vampire friend, his angel, and the ability to fight all the monsters he wanted to with zero consequences. But all that changed one day when Benny saved Cass from a Leviathan and something changed between the angel and vampire. Dean noticed it right away…some spark. And when they started sneaking away together, Dean started to feel the fingers of jealousy grip his gut. That was his angel…his! (Mhmmm how I love all things Purgatory! Especially Vocal Sex Benny Lafitte)
hello hi how are you? I've missed you! are you still doing three sentence fics? Because, ugh, Cas/Benny kissing while drunk o.O
“What do you want? Cas asks as Benny stares at him. His words slur from the amount of alcohol he's ingested. Before Dean's cancer diagnosis, Cas rarely indulged. Now? He finds it harder not to partake, not to escape the heartache on the rare days he’s away from Sam and Dean. “Comfort,” Benny replies, slow and unhurried. “I'd like to spend a night kissin’ every inch of you.” “Just one?” Cas frowns, turning the words over in his head. They don't make sense. “I'm not interested in one night stands.” “Didn't mean to imply I only wanted you once. Far from it, brother.” Bad idea. Castiel straddles Benny's lap anyway. They kiss each other, clumsy but eager. Benny doesn't sit there and take it, his grip is tight on Cas’s hips. These hands want him. How has he not noticed it before? Benny marks Cas up, leaving ugly, perfect bruises right on his throat. He bites hard enough to draw blood. Each kiss and touch equal parts punishment and pleasure. “How long?” Cas gasps after a particularly vicious bite. “Too long. Was kinda interested even when Dean first introduced us.”Cas’s eyes burn at the mention of Dean but he pushes the hurt down. Emotional conversations could wait. Right now, Benny isn't the only one in need of some comfort and intimacy.
Why has no one talked about like 17 year old Cas trying to seduce Engineer!Dean, Fireman!Sam and Cop!Benny cus I hAve nEeDs
Your thoughts on Sastiel? Destiel? Megstiel? Gabestiel? Lustiel? Benstiel? Charstiel? Marystiel? (I ship them all just want your opinion mama noodle)
Sastiel:100%. Sam ships it. Castiel tops this relationship, but sometimes he likes it when Sam gets so worked up that he’s thrown on the bed and held down by those big arms
Destiel: 95%. I say 95% because half of the time these two annoy me in relation to eachother. STOP. LYING. TO. EACH. OTHER. STOP. IT. They switch roles sexually so much, but uh dom!Castiel, Sub!Dean, no matter who’s on top. It’s mostly because Dean loves the way Castiel says “Now, Dean.” In that buttery voice of his.
Megstiel: No
Gabestiel: As brothers, hell yeah man 1000% high fives, tight hugs, gossiping about boys/girls they like. Training together in heaven, Gabriel showing him how to fly. Gabriel making sure Castiel always has someone to talk to, Gabriel still showing that he’s the big brother even if he’s smaller (Thus relating to Dean in this regard)
Lustiel: No
Benstiel: 87%. The way Benny teased the fuck out of Castiel always made me think “perhaps” in the back of my head. Benny would top, being the brattiest tease in the world, and he’s also the cuddler. He holds Castiel close to him, like a big ol teddy bear. This little bean.
Charstiel: 1000% bros. She helps him hit on people, shows him her favorite games, and makes sure that he’s feeling super fly. And in return, he offers her love and support. They have a secret handshake, and sometimes they go camping just so they can spy on bears. On, and he LARPs now.
Marystiel: 5% maybe. She likes to take her anger out on my smol baby and we’re not gonna be having my child getting yelled at. One thing they agree on is Sam and Dean’s safety, so there’s that.
BONUS:
Crowlstiel: 55%. God, they’re so god damn strained but WHO DID CASTIEL GO TO FOR HELP? Crowley. Who hunts with Castiel? Crowley. Yeah it’s mostly a one-sided relationship with Castiel sometimes popping in with a “why not?” attitude and fucking him, but sometimes he stays behind and holds that god damn demon, listening to his irritating “You know you love me, wings.” claims.
I'll put Cas/Benny on my January bingo card. Season 16 have been so crazy, Benstiel might go canon next.