#bes.rambles

[hydrobes]

Here are some pictures of all the Harbringer’s (minus Signora and Scaramouche of course) from the cinematic too~~

First must be Jester, since he appears to be in command. If not, then at least a top 3.

Either way I… all of them.. finally.. *incoherent sobbing*

[besani]

If Arataki Itto’s ingame character model doesn’t have this male character build I’m going riot

Im BEGGING you mihoyo, please give me a dummy thicc Itto

[hydrobes]

I feel exactly the same way Enjou, e x a c t l y the same way.

i hate enkanomiya so very much

[hydrobes]

Currently thinking about being degraded and fucked doggy by Childe, one of his hands on your hip pulling you back against his cock and the other on your head pushing it down against the sheets.

He keeps saying adulterated words to you as he roughly thrusts into your leaking hole, calling you his slut and his breeding bitch. You’ve cum to many times to count tonight, but he hasn’t at all.

Your slick hole aches from how rough he’s being, your delicate skin is raw from where your bodies have been thrusting together. He finally groans hotly, his cock pulses against your gummy walls, he reminds you of how much he wants to breed you full. See you bulging with his seed.

Then, just before he releases inside of you, he pulls out and shoots his seed over your cheeks and back instead.

His deep moans are replaced with breathless laughing as you whine and shake against the sheets, unsure if you want to cry or yell at him for feeding you false promises all night.

[hydrobes]

Whenever my Diluc is out in the rain and says his line; “I don’t need an umbrella, but you can use one if you need.” I just imagine him holding an umbrella over his lovers head while he himself gets absolutely soaked- 🥲

[hydrobes]

Why did they pick the sausage as the accompanying picture to this?!

“Let’s meet up!” picture of sausage.

I swear Hoyo know exactly what they’re doing when they make this shit lmao

[hydrobes]

DOTTORE MY MAN

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HIM

WHAT A GLOW UP FROM THE WEBTOON

MY BLOOD IS PUMPING RIGHT NOW

GO WATCH THE NEW CINEMATIC IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY

DOTTOREEEEEEE

@sundaripriyaa @taorose BABE WAKE UP DOTTORE’S BACK

[hydrobes]

Zhongli came home while still I was in the void, I’ve got him up to friendship level 6 and after reading all of his profile and voice lines I’m left wondering one thing:

Do any of the Archons like Venti?

Picture order; Zhongli - Raiden Shogun (Ei) - Tsaritsa

Venti is the most sus Archon. What did you do Venti? Why do they dislike you in some shape or form? I haven’t got him as a playable character, so I don’t know what his profile/voice lines say.

I’d imagine most of the Archon’s just don’t like that he doesn’t rule Mondstadt in the same way they do (assuming the Archon’s we haven’t met assume ruling positions like Ei and the Tsaritsa). Discounting Morax I guess? Though he did still show his presence once a year, unlike Venti who doesn’t interfere at all.

That and, like in Zhongli’s voice line, most people just assume he’s a drunk and don’t know about trauma/regrets that turn him to the bottle. Venti, man, I hope he gets a rerun this year. He won’t replace my Kazuha but I want him anyways—

Honestly I just cannot wait until we learn more about the destruction of Khaenri'ah because everything will most likely fall back to whatever happened 500 years ago and no doubt we’ll see all of the Archons in a new light.