#beta edric

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When did the Blight twins squared start noticing that their sisters all just sort of latched onto different nocedas independently? (How much teasing)

C!Em was the first to notice bc of course she was and it was C!Amity’s crush on C!Luz. girl isn’t exactly subtle. She IMMEDIATELY grabs B!Ed to tell him, and soon the other 2 twins found out. All four of them proceed to bully C!Amity relentlessly about this bc of all the people their little miss perfect fell for, it was the dorky human Eda looked after. They did agree not to tell B!Amity bc they know she doesn’t like B!Luz and would flip her shit.

B!Ed proceeds to find out B!Amity has a crush on her B!Luz. How does he find this out? He made a joke abt it once and B!Amity is god awful at trying to laugh off being called out on a crush. He Lost His Shit and B!Ed went to all of his siblings to tell them about this. C!Amity bullies B!Amity about this and the two get into a match abt their respective crushes and now B!Amity would b a damn hypocrite to Disapprove.

Meanwhile, during all of this, P!Amity and P!Luz already figured out they have crushes on each other and are just having a peaceful time in that ‘we’re not officially dating but we kith’ phase bc they like it and I said so. Nobody even finds out until C!Ed pokes his head into their little hideout and catches them Kith. P!Amity is dying as all her older siblings are just screaming “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!” bc god there’s THREE dumbasses now.

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Beta ed steals amitys jewelry huh??? What if he stole that necklace Luz made amity, not realizing the value of it?? Would she go feral trying to find it and ed is just seen sweating in the corner because oops he didnt realize what a menace she would become over a little necklace? Or would he flaunt it like "lloooook guess Luz is myyyyyy human now huh?" And mock amity the entire time, leaning on Luz dramatically and Luz just playing along bc to be fair its Very Funny how mad amity is

Its more of Ed accidentally stealing it because it said “bitch” (yes I finally decided what it would say) and he wanted to be Dramatic so he nabbed it but then realized that it was enchanted to say “my witch” when tilted a certain way. But he put it on anyway and Amity found out he was wearing it like 7 minutes into the day and was ready to YEET his ass. Ed is wheezing at how worked up shes getting and he finds Luz and tells her what happened and while shes Mildly annoyed hes wearing the necklace she made for Amity, she wasnt about to tell him that and Did find it kinda funny how Extra Amity was being abt it. The two team up (horrible plan) and bully Amity all day as Ed is leaning dramatically on Luz w the most smug look n Luz is trying So Hard not to laugh.  it eventually comes out sometime during the day that Luz had made the necklace and Ed WHIRLS to her like “YOU enchanted it to say ‘my witch’??? Legend” and Amity almost snaps her neck n w the most Murderous look is just “im sorry, it says what now?” and suddenly both Ed & Luz are fearing for their lives

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I know it’s been a while since we talked about the Beta AU, but those dumbasses still live rent-free in my brain. Do you perchance have any headcannons to share?

I’m gathering all the files and ignoring the crying old asks in my inbox so here u go

Jerome by Zella Day. “my father said to me//A wealthy man had the things I wanted”. that is All

Amity only Gay Sits if it enunciates how Dramatic she is (read: sitting on desks). Luz Gay Sits unironically. Backwards on chairs, legs bent at odd angles, sometimes just Hanging off objects instead of sitting like a normal person, the works. Yes she has been found chilling in the rafters before bc she hung down by her legs. she is Unstoppable

Willow has the most braincells in the group but thats not a competition. she can and Will break into any and all places and you Cannot stop her. shes like Snufkin from Moomins. if theres a sign or rule telling her not to do something, shes going to do it. Amity is the only one who can attempt to hold her back without getting pummeled, and even then it usually doesnt work. Luz could also get away with it but she always wants to go along with Willow’s plans

Gus is the baby of the group and everyone WILL kill for him. Amity has known him for 2 weeks but she would commit arson if he asked. my mans out here has no idea of the power he holds with 3 of the most chaotic and feral people in Hexside who would do anything for him. Matt is fearing for his life in the background.

Ed has stolen Amity’s jewelry on more than one occasion. And sometimes steals Em’s less-cheerful clothes. The amount of times Amity has caught him wearing one of her chokers or rings at school is Endless. he’s one step away from stealing her earrings as well and so far Amity has managed to keep him away from them. after Ed and Jerbo got more used to each other he just started stealing Jerbo’s clothes bc its a Blight Trait™ and so that he can publicly taunt Jerbo. Meanwhile Em only steals Viney’s bc they Comfy. Ed boasts that Amity learned her jacket-stealing ways from him and in retaliation Amity will nab whatever shirt he stole from Jerbo and chuck it at his not-bfs head when she goes to school so Ed has to steal another one

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So, now that is canon that a photo of B!Luz & B!Amity making out is on Penstagram, how does the Blight siblings react to that? More important how the Blight Parents react to that?

bold of you to assume the Blight parents have a Penstagram. they’re boomers. Listen if the Canon lumity can get away with the entirety of I Was A Teenage Abomination and Grom then they can probably get away with this. Ain’t nobody gonna show them and if anyone tries anything abt it w their parents they have 7 whole Blight dumbasses, 3 Nocedas, and all of their collective friends boutta ruin your entire existence. But anyway yeah like all the teens around the area found out lmao.

The Blight siblings Lost Their Damn Minds. C!Amity is bullying B!Amity from a safe space (behind B!Em) abt it as C!Ed and B!Ed are just going “EYYYYYY” the whole time. C!Em is just sitting in the background w her hands folded looking smug n P!Amity is giving B!Amity the “told you” look. But aside from that she’s the calmest abt it. Whole siblings was like a frat house that day it was a Mess

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SiblingsAU: How is the relationship of P!Amity with their siblings? Being the youngest of 7 and the yougest Blight

She’s the Babey of everyone. Pretty shy, which sucks for her since nobody else is in her family. They smother her with unwanted affection and she’s so quiet she’s usually looked over. She doesn’t mind, she likes being out of any kind of spotlight and enjoys just hanging out with P!Luz and sometimes C!Amity when they read together. She loves her siblings but is absolutely terrified of B!Amity and B!Edric, the sadistic pricks

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Oh no I'm crying. I'm in tears over the sheer number of Blights. Like there are 3 Nocedas and they're all badasses and its Great. And then there's Seven Crackheads and I'm /dying/

It’s Endless Blights. Never-ending Blights. Its just B!Amity: Feral angy crackhead B!Ed: Sly flirty shit B!Em: Very sweet n happy C!Ed: Pure of heart, dumb of ass C!Em: Sometimes has the braincell C!Amity: You Know What She Is P!Amity: Shy and doesn’t know why she’s here or whats going on

And they all live under the Same Roof. Everyone is tired, they are all screaming, B!Amity is Waiting to Move Out

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Siblings AU: There are no B!Viney or B!Jerbo, the B!Twins always tease the C!Twins telling them that if they don't take the first step with their crushes, they will stole them for themeselves.

B!Ed really loves and cares for all his siblings, he considers himself the oldest brother and fight to protect them. One time he almost punched Alador in the face but the C!Twins stop him so he wouldn't die.

C!Amity in this AU is doing all her better person stuff in extreme secret, because she knows that if their parents find out she "go out of the way" then her little sister is going to suffer.

B!Ed & B!Amity relate over wanting to deck their parents in the face but have to be held back by their siblings. The two often bond by destroying property their parents own and then leaving before they get caught.

C!Amity in this AU is basically if she was literally the Little Miss Perfect who fell off her throne instead of yeeting off it at full force like in actual canon. She goes to the extremes to hide her ‘betrayal’ bc she knows P!Amity fears their parents wrath and she doesn’t want to put her through that. Goddamnit there needs to be at least ONE child in this house who doesn’t face the ire of their parents. P!Amity is going to slide on by and then leave just like the rest of them, that’s what they silently told themselves. What they hope

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so i've got a species like witches in your beta au and i wrote a lil thing where they respond to ear rubs the same way cats do and its really cute. so like luz petting amity's ears and amity literally purring.

They are all cats. If a cat does it, so do the witches. Canon I love it anon Luz does it to Amity n shes a mess. Jerbo does it to Cool Guy Ed and suddenly he has a purring kitten leaning on him