#beta emira

[jayz4dayz]

Beta Emira would have the same personality as Loona from Helluva Boss and no one can convince me otherwise:

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Beta AU. When Viney & Em first met Viney expected Em to be like Ed & Amity, a feral little shit. She was extremely surprised to find that Em was a massive sweetheart who collects pokemon cards & has a fear of ducks. Viney frequently asks "how the fuck are you related to those people???". Em does have a small feral side, but it is only unlocked when extra mega angry. Like you'd have had to stab one of her siblings or decked Viney to unlock that. Viney has seen it a total of once. -Punk Anon

Em said "you may see me go feral and have a gay moment over it. Once."

Em's just a big ol' happy bapey without a single mean or bastard bone in her body. she partakes in the pranks with Ed because she likes to be included and genuinely thinks they're all in good fun. She's a little confused but shes got the spirit. she's actually not that oblivious, and the only times she doesn't notice things is when shes in denial. homegirl knew like 3 days after Viney that the double-track girl has a crush on her but she was so used to people having crushes on her and Ed that she assumed it was just a passing thing and its like, normal to be in love with one of your only friends. high intelligence, low wisdom

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Some Sibling AU HCs for my birthday?👉👈

nobody can hide anything in either god-forsaken-house. B!Luz is the master at finding everything & C!Luz stumbles across things on accident. the C!&B!twins can find Literally Anything and B!Amity just Knows things. if you want to hide anything you have to hide it outside the house and just Pray. the Pilots have since gotten v good at hiding things.

C!Ed: wait if we’re all gay then who are we supposed to bully for being the token straight B!Amity: Gus is an only child and the token ace I think you can just go bully him C!Amity: do NOT

B!Luz originally only really talked to B!Amity and was kinda aware of her other siblings, especially since her own sisters had crushes on ‘em. but eventually she vibes w the twins. shes a bastard with the B!Twins and likes to think they’re just the Disaster Trio but the B!Twins are Masters at it and B!Luz is just taking notes. meanwhile she does the same thing with the C!Twins only shes the one showing them new shit she learned and they’re taking notes

C!Willow takes one look at B!Willow’s new friends and immediately nopes out. those bastards are going to burn something together and she makes sure to keep P!Willow far away from whatever hell they’re bringing down. the Canons end up getting stuck with Betas on stupid missions anyway and C!Willow is Suffering with the only braincell. B!Willow still has a braincell she always has but she uses it to commit crimes

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BetaAU: Viney and Emira once come in to Steve’s 7-Eleven and he thinks “Oh no I know this girl’s sister, this is going to be bad,” but Vinny just very politely asks for directions to the bathroom. Meanwhile, Emira fills up two slushie cups (because she knows her girlfriends favorite flavor) and then insists on paying for both of them despite Viney’s protests— they are both very polite. Two hours later, Luz and Amity walk in, bruised, bleeding onto the linoleum for several from small cuts. Luz tells Steve someone may have called the police again. Steve wonders how much he really needs the money from this job.

Steve, staring @ Amity: tell me again how your related to that Emira girl Amity: dude I have no idea

Emira is so incredibly sweet compared to her two siblings and is big bapy w Viney, meanwhile Amity is about to chuck Luz into a wall. Steve likes having Viney and/or Em, cause they’re both v nice and generally Normal customers who pay and then leave. but then Luz shows up with her girlfriend and they’re both snarking at each other and looking for the spare ice and bandage wraps. with the possibility of the police showing up and both of them ducking into random places to hide. Steve doesn’t get paid enough for any of this

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When did the Blight twins squared start noticing that their sisters all just sort of latched onto different nocedas independently? (How much teasing)

C!Em was the first to notice bc of course she was and it was C!Amity’s crush on C!Luz. girl isn’t exactly subtle. She IMMEDIATELY grabs B!Ed to tell him, and soon the other 2 twins found out. All four of them proceed to bully C!Amity relentlessly about this bc of all the people their little miss perfect fell for, it was the dorky human Eda looked after. They did agree not to tell B!Amity bc they know she doesn’t like B!Luz and would flip her shit.

B!Ed proceeds to find out B!Amity has a crush on her B!Luz. How does he find this out? He made a joke abt it once and B!Amity is god awful at trying to laugh off being called out on a crush. He Lost His Shit and B!Ed went to all of his siblings to tell them about this. C!Amity bullies B!Amity about this and the two get into a match abt their respective crushes and now B!Amity would b a damn hypocrite to Disapprove.

Meanwhile, during all of this, P!Amity and P!Luz already figured out they have crushes on each other and are just having a peaceful time in that ‘we’re not officially dating but we kith’ phase bc they like it and I said so. Nobody even finds out until C!Ed pokes his head into their little hideout and catches them Kith. P!Amity is dying as all her older siblings are just screaming “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!” bc god there’s THREE dumbasses now.

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I know it’s been a while since we talked about the Beta AU, but those dumbasses still live rent-free in my brain. Do you perchance have any headcannons to share?

I’m gathering all the files and ignoring the crying old asks in my inbox so here u go

Jerome by Zella Day. “my father said to me//A wealthy man had the things I wanted”. that is All

Amity only Gay Sits if it enunciates how Dramatic she is (read: sitting on desks). Luz Gay Sits unironically. Backwards on chairs, legs bent at odd angles, sometimes just Hanging off objects instead of sitting like a normal person, the works. Yes she has been found chilling in the rafters before bc she hung down by her legs. she is Unstoppable

Willow has the most braincells in the group but thats not a competition. she can and Will break into any and all places and you Cannot stop her. shes like Snufkin from Moomins. if theres a sign or rule telling her not to do something, shes going to do it. Amity is the only one who can attempt to hold her back without getting pummeled, and even then it usually doesnt work. Luz could also get away with it but she always wants to go along with Willow’s plans

Gus is the baby of the group and everyone WILL kill for him. Amity has known him for 2 weeks but she would commit arson if he asked. my mans out here has no idea of the power he holds with 3 of the most chaotic and feral people in Hexside who would do anything for him. Matt is fearing for his life in the background.

Ed has stolen Amity’s jewelry on more than one occasion. And sometimes steals Em’s less-cheerful clothes. The amount of times Amity has caught him wearing one of her chokers or rings at school is Endless. he’s one step away from stealing her earrings as well and so far Amity has managed to keep him away from them. after Ed and Jerbo got more used to each other he just started stealing Jerbo’s clothes bc its a Blight Trait™ and so that he can publicly taunt Jerbo. Meanwhile Em only steals Viney’s bc they Comfy. Ed boasts that Amity learned her jacket-stealing ways from him and in retaliation Amity will nab whatever shirt he stole from Jerbo and chuck it at his not-bfs head when she goes to school so Ed has to steal another one

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So, now that is canon that a photo of B!Luz & B!Amity making out is on Penstagram, how does the Blight siblings react to that? More important how the Blight Parents react to that?

bold of you to assume the Blight parents have a Penstagram. they’re boomers. Listen if the Canon lumity can get away with the entirety of I Was A Teenage Abomination and Grom then they can probably get away with this. Ain’t nobody gonna show them and if anyone tries anything abt it w their parents they have 7 whole Blight dumbasses, 3 Nocedas, and all of their collective friends boutta ruin your entire existence. But anyway yeah like all the teens around the area found out lmao.

The Blight siblings Lost Their Damn Minds. C!Amity is bullying B!Amity from a safe space (behind B!Em) abt it as C!Ed and B!Ed are just going “EYYYYYY” the whole time. C!Em is just sitting in the background w her hands folded looking smug n P!Amity is giving B!Amity the “told you” look. But aside from that she’s the calmest abt it. Whole siblings was like a frat house that day it was a Mess

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Oh no I'm crying. I'm in tears over the sheer number of Blights. Like there are 3 Nocedas and they're all badasses and its Great. And then there's Seven Crackheads and I'm /dying/

It’s Endless Blights. Never-ending Blights. Its just B!Amity: Feral angy crackhead B!Ed: Sly flirty shit B!Em: Very sweet n happy C!Ed: Pure of heart, dumb of ass C!Em: Sometimes has the braincell C!Amity: You Know What She Is P!Amity: Shy and doesn’t know why she’s here or whats going on

And they all live under the Same Roof. Everyone is tired, they are all screaming, B!Amity is Waiting to Move Out